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Josie
You're my source of most frustration
Forget when I don't meet expectations
Everything you wished came true
In the end we all blamed you
Even though as they all know
You weren't the only one... two, three, four

Why do you still keep it around
when you know it brings me down
I'm hating everything
And I know that you've dated other guys
But I gotta wonder why
You'd leave it out for me

Why am I still hanging around
when I know it brings me down
I'm hating everything
And you are getting rides home in his car
You're making out in his front yard
And hating everything

Please don't remind me
Put your past behind me
It shines so bright it blinds me
I wish that this would end
Am I am not fine
Last night I saw you online
Your screen name used to be mine
Why can't we just pretend

If we could have another day
I've got so much left to say
I'll tell you everything
And I'll laugh when I think about the past
When I see you after class
You're hating everything

Please don't remind me
Put your past behind me
It shines so bright it blinds me
I wish that this would end
Am I am not fine
Last night I saw you online
Your screen name used to be mine
Why can't we just pretend

Please don't remind me
Put your past behind me
It shines so bright it blinds me
I wish that this would end
Am I am not fine
Last night I saw you online
Your screen name used to be mine
Why can't we just pretend
And she said...
Na na na na na....

Please don't remind me
Put your past behind me
It shines so bright it blinds me
I wish that this would end
Am I am not fine
Last night I saw you online
Your screen name used to be mine
Why can't we just pretend

Please don't remind me
Put your past behind me
It shines so bright it blinds me
I wish that this would end
Am I am not fine
Last night I saw you online
Your screen name used to be mine
Why can't we just pretend
And she said...
Na na na na na
 
*A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"
 

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A Blonde goes to K-Mart to buy curtains. She said to the
Salesman,'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.'
The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink
Curtains. He shows her several patterns but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing.
Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.
The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs.
The blonde promptly replies, 'Seventeen inches.'
'Seventeen inches?' asked the salesman.
'That sounds very small, what room are they for?'
The blonde says, 'They aren't for a room, they are for my new
Computer monitor.
'The surprised salesman replies, 'But Miss, computers do not need
Curtains!'
The blonde says, 'Helll looooooooo .. I've got Windoooooows. ......


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