What would you say...

[Neapolitan Ice Cream]

...if you peered into a living room window to see a teeny tiny small horse watching a TV whilst exercising on a treadmill?

Prizes for interesting responses.

 

[hertamaniac]

A sign above the treadmill saying "Future Winning Horse of the Kentucky Derby".

 

[PollyannaMom]

Probably:

"Oooooh, isn't he precious!"

Or maybe:

"Yeah, I've found Neo's house!"