Ah! How would *I* improve Disney?? How i have dreamed of this....
1) The resorts. Make the rooms bigger, and all able to handle at least 5 people. Make them more affordable. Only at Disney will people pay $400+ dollars a night to stay at a 30 year old hotel with tiny 4-person rooms. Bring back the all-classic-Disney-cartoons-all-the- time channel on the Tv's.
2) Expand the monorails. Each hotel and park should have a monorail line. Make it Spoke-and-Hub; each hotel line runs to the TTC, where you can catch a park monorail.
3) Develop a "Yesterland" park. Never again will a ride or attraction be closed. Instead it will be relocated to Yesterland, where "old school" fans can go to enjoy their favorites. Rebuild Horizons, World of Motion, Mr Toad, Mine Train to Nature's Wonderland, and all the old favorites. Rebuild the native American village, re-install the canoes and keelboats, etc.
4) Food. Designate "no kids" dining options for people who don't care to dine with my children. Make the menus at table service establishments more varied and less "cookie cutter". Install more seating at counter service eateries. Fix the
Disney Dining Plan; bring back the included tip, and allow me to choose dessert OR an appetizer.
5) At least one new country in World Showcase. Redevelop the empty spaces at Epcot such as the Wonders of Life pavillion.
6) More dark rides, more educational rides/attractions, less thrill rides. NO more carnival-style rides... no more whirl/twirl/hurl 30 second wastes of time.
7) Bring back Tapestry of Nations.
8) Find some way to allow for evening hours at Animal Kingdom.
9) Finish Pop Century.
10) De-Pixar-ize the parks. Nemo was a decent movie, but must it be EVERYWHERE!?! And stop revamping things JUST to make a Pixar presence... enough allready!
11) Finally - and this is not parks, but Disney just the same - Gut, revamp, and fix the Disney channel. Teenybopper programs are fine for the after-school hours, but not all bloody day. I should be able to find classic Disney programming at least half of my viewing hours and NOT in the middle of the night either. Bring back Mouse Tracks, Quack Attack, Wonderful World of Disney, and the original Mickey Mouse club. Commit to the idea of running classic Disney animated movies and/or classic live action (Hailey Mills, etc) Disney movies at least once a day. Remove all non-Disney programming (Boy Meets World, for pete's sake?!?).
There. Now I shall go plot the downfall of several small island nations... *evil laugh*
