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Disney Dad Says..................................I've heard of many stupid ideas but this one takes the cake.

Orlando Centinal

"Marketing Genius or desparate act"

Walt Disney World is the king of Central Florida travel destination empire. But this latest move has many experts shakeing thier heads.

Disney has been loseing market share in recent years. In 1998 they held 75% of the theme park attendance. That number slipped to 68% in 2002.

In an attempt to grab a piece of the ever growing expansion of championship quality golf courses in Central Florida, today Disney made a historic announcement. It is selling the attraction at EPCOT called "Spaceship Earth" to Top Flite, a golf ball and equiptment manufacturer for $25 million dollars. The ride will be retooled to become " Golf through out the ages".

The ride will show how golf has evolved since it's start at St. Andrews, Scotland over 500 years ago. Every rider will be able to get a discount coupon to the course of his/her choice. Disney will receive $3.00 for every coupn used.

Bill Buffett, a Disney spokesman said, "THis is a win,win situation, the golfers get a great ride and a discount and we get another form of revenue.

Jim Anderson, VP for marketing at SeaWorld isn't so sure "come on, golf and disney makes as much sense as gatorland and golf. I like our new waterfront shopping and dining complex much better. I think Disney is desperate"
 
What a totally insane idea, I really hope they reconsider this-Spaceship Earth is a classic (IMHO) I don't even know what else to say-how disappointing :confused:
 
"Centinal" huh???? ;) ;) ;)






Great AF.....but you should have checked your spelling and grammar after writing this!!!! desparate, shakeing thier, and loseing are all mistakes no true journalist would have made ;)
 

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I keep forgetting what today is!!!! Okay, my stomach is back where is should be....cute!!!
 
Phew! I'm soooo glad today is April 1st!!! :)
 
Baaaaaaaddddddd Disney dad!! But very funny.

Thanks for the morning laugh!:crazy:
 
Well done.

That had me for a second and then I remembered what day it is. I heard on the news this morning that The Ottawa Senators were relocating here, in Halifax, and I flipped out for about three seconds.... Then I realized what was going on..... I should have my blinders up all day.

Good Joke.
 
Wow! What an idea! I'm glad I read thru the whole post before I told me DH. He loves golf but he loves Spaceship Earth more. I don't know what his reaction would have been. Happy April 1st. You sure did get me good...
 
What a creative mind you have disneefamily! This is the best April Fool's trick I've seen today.
 














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