What talent does your little snowflake child have?

[testifyoncruises]

Mine can do the complete talent competition dance that Olive performs in "Little Miss Sunshine". She has perfected it since she was four years old!

 

[JerseyJanice]

Is that your 6 year-old DD?

If so, she sounds pretty precocious. Between doing the dance from "Little Miss Sunshine" at 4 yo and singing Nail Inch Nail and Doors songs now, it sounds like she's in a hurry to grow up.

 

[Aisling]

My little snowflakes are snowmen now, and, I think they're the most talented, handsome, nicest kids in the world. It's a mom-thing.

 

[okeydokey]

My 11 year old can shoot an apple of the 9 year old's head almost perfectly with our bb gun.

 

[Kim&Chris]

She can turn the world on with her smile.
She can take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile!

Oh, wait...sorry, that's Mary Tyler Moore.

 

[Jenvenza]

Is that your 6 year-old DD?

If so, she sounds pretty precocious. Between doing the dance from "Little Miss Sunshine" at 4 yo and singing Nail Inch Nail and Doors songs now, it sounds like she's in a hurry to grow up.

Don't forget she also drinks wine every night with dinner.

 

[Mermaid02]

Sarcasm....... it really is an artform!

 

[Aisling]

Oh, you wanted specific talents! Well, my kids can beat up your kids, not that I condone violence.

 

[Inigo]

Sarcasm....... it really is an artform!

My snowflakes have bypassed sarcasm, and are smart----s instead. They take after their mother (me!!!), and we excel at all we do.

 

[N.Bailey]

Many people can curl their tongue (I can't but am the only member of our family that can't even do that), but my son, he can literally bend his tongue in half and fold it to rest on top of the back portion of his tongue. It's kinda like this:
http://web.knoxnews.com/special/bonnaroo06/tongue2.jpg

He can also jump from a standing still position completely over the sofa, or jump straight up on the kitchen counters (not that we encourage either).

No one else in my family has any other talents at all.

 

[swanmom]

My teenage DD can turn her head in a 360 degree circle - just like Linda Blair in The Exorcist. Wait.................oh no, DH says it only 'seems' that way when she can't do what she wants.

 

[Mermaid02]

My snowflakes have bypassed sarcasm, and are smart----s instead. They take after their mother (me!!!), and we excel at all we do.

That is so sweet that you see yourself in your precious snowflakes.... kinda makes me all warm and fuzzy inside! Sometimes my little snowflake throws out a cuss word.... I like to think he gets that from me.....

 

[AmazingGrace]

My precious little snowflake can fart at will!! She usually lets one rip while sitting in daddy's lap!!!

 

[snapppyd]

I don't have kids. But if I did, they would probably be Nobel Peace Prize winning beauty pageant winners with rich husbands. Oh, and a DVC timeshare!

 

[mjkacmom]

Both of my boys can burp on command, and ds11 get even burp out a recognizable tune!

 

[Deb in IA]

Mine has a talent of being able to detect BS.

 

[minniebeth]

My snowflakes can make each other cry just by looking at each other...and since it's a snow day, they have excelled profusely at it today!

 

[Darsa]

Well, *MY* snowflake happens to have perfected interrogation. Nothing can be requested or asked of her without at LEAST 20-30 questions regarding the same thing, or something similar. It's amazing, really. Like just this morning I woke her up and told her I had to take her to the bus stop a couple of minutes early. The questions went on until she was actually AT the bus stop.

 

[minkydog]

My special snowflake can paint contemporary art using only body fluids. And the other one can roll her eyes like a slot machine!

 

[iwrbnd]

My sons can play video games and make it to the "next level"!!! Is there a college scholarship for that?