Yayy!! Chester (Actually, I have to confess, I don't even know where Chester is )
Ick, Irn Bru I can't stand that stuff. Its nasty
Glasgow may have the better pubs and clubs (I can't argue there), but London certainly beats you on the tourist front. I haven't found anything more fun to do this summer than stand outside Madame Tussaud's and laugh at the queue. I love all the tourists though, it gives me someone to talk to on the trains (because you'd never, ever see an English person doing that ).
Did you see Prince Phillip saying we should ban all tourists? Aaah......he's my favourite royal, you never know what he'll say next
Hehe.....these smilies are hypnotic. When I'm all alone on the boards (like now I'm dissapointed in all of you, sleep is for the weak!) I just sit there and stare at the rolleyes smilies, watching their eyes go round and round. (Wow, I really, really need a job.)
They're not really going to ban tourists, so you can still come here, and have your Scottish weddings, and be all rebellious on the streets of London. (Maybe you can drive on the right side of the road or something )
oh this is what I could do-
Me:bye mom! I'm off to England with the Rebel Trio
Mom:bye!
2 weeks later...
Jules: guess what i did?
Mom:what??
Jules: I'm a rebel so I got married!
Mom: slaps Jules and tells my dad and he goes to England and kills Bump!
oh yeah!! It's drive on the right side of the road!