What should I do and think and feel?

[pattyT]

How should Momtoomootoo and I feel because we got nagged by the siggie police??

how come so many others do not??

is it ok to be upset or should I be happy

 

[GoofyDad869]

Perhaps you do not really know what LDS means

OF COURSE I know what LDS means. I just took that genius test. Duh. I heard it may help my credit score too.

So what does LDS mean in your little world, hmmmmm?

Your offense that I'm offended is offensive to me. So there.

Don't worry, be happy

 

[imsorry]

LDS: Liquor does satisfy

Now I demand you give me back my thread or I will be very offended

Don't make me come over there and start a poll!

Do you think that was offensive? Should I worry that I offended you?
Are you offended? Do I care? Do you care?

 

[taximomfor4]

poll: Should imsorry regain control of this thread?

__ Yes, whoever starts it, keeps it

__ Yes, who cares, we can just start another thread ourselves

__ Maybe, depends what imsorry wants to say next

__ Maybe, my brew (or LDS) has got me feeling compliant

__ No, threads are open for public hijacking

__ No, everything said has been perfectly relevant

 

[GoofyDad869]

Are you offended? Do I care? Do you care?

whatEVER.

Do you want to know what REALLY offends me? All the new-fangled smilies. Not just the 'new' DIS smilies, but smilies in general. Back in the day, we had to DO our own smilies! Remember these oldies-but-goodies?



Quaint. Classically proportioned. Excellent in conveying all of our primal emotions. Remember when they were called "EmotIcons"? Co-inky-dink? I think not! In those days, we had to fire up our 386s, log on to AOL ("You've Got Mail"), AND have the manual dexterity to actually hit the friggin' actual keys in the right friggin' combinations!

Kids these days don't know how good they have it! It's wrong, I tell you, it's JUST wrong!

By the way, the guy who says "You've Got Mail" is named Elwood Edwards. He says 'howdy'. I'm not sure what gets him offended. Maybe if you came up behind him, slapped him on the back of the head (because a slap on the BACK of the head is a LESSON), holler "AOL Sucks!!!", and then run away giggling. That would get me offended, toot sweet, if I were him. Which I'm not. Don't even know the guy. ESPECIALLY not in the Biblical sense.

 

[GoofyDad869]

I'm offended I can't even do Old-Skool emoticons without 'em being replaced by Eye Candy! Ye Gad, that gets my goat!

Speaking of goats, in a round-about way... I say we keep hi-jacking this thread, until "imsorry" REALLY apologizes. And explains exactly just WHAT he/she was doing in the petting zoo, with the pink tutu and the whipped cream(tm)! Enquiring minds want to know! Come clean, imsorry!

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

How should Momtoomootoo and I feel because we got nagged by the siggie police??

how come so many others do not??

is it ok to be upset or should I be happy

Well I am extremely offended that my decesased puppy "Ricky" has offended the signature police. I took one picture out, but this one has been here since he passed, and I don't have the heart to remove it. Will the signature police remove me? hope not, what's good for for one should be good for all.



Should I start a save the Ricky poll ?

 

[imsorry]

I'm offended I can't even do Old-Skool emoticons without 'em being replaced by Eye Candy! Ye Gad, that gets my goat!

Speaking of goats, in a round-about way... I say we keep hi-jacking this thread, until "imsorry" REALLY apologizes. And explains exactly just WHAT he/she was doing in the petting zoo, with the pink tutu and the whipped cream(tm)! Enquiring minds want to know! Come clean, imsorry!

i am very offended that you called me a he/she! (not that there's anthing wrong with that)

i am very offended that I think you called me a goat! (not that there's anything wrong with that-being a goat, i mean)

don't you know whipped cream is fattening for zoo animals (not that there's anything wrong with fat animals)

why does my tutu offend you? do you feel threatened? what do you think freud would say about this?

here's a nice new emoticon for you: hope you are not offended by hitchhiking ghosts

 

[Briarmom]

I am offended that I don't know when the next time it will be that I can go to WDW.

For now, I will just have to do this it makes me see this

 

[cassi06403]

I am very offended that no one knows this is OBVIOUSLY an Oompa Loompa. You all need to get your heads checked.

Now where WAS I on Friday when this mayhem started?

 

[mtblujeans]

i am very offended that you called me a he/she! (not that there's anthing wrong with that)

i am very offended that I think you called me a goat! (not that there's anything wrong with that-being a goat, i mean)

don't you know whipped cream is fattening for zoo animals (not that there's anything wrong with fat animals)

why does my tutu offend you? do you feel threatened? what do you think freud would say about this?

here's a nice new emoticon for you: hope you are not offended by hitchhiking ghosts

 

[GoofyDad869]

I am very offended that no one knows this is OBVIOUSLY an Oompa Loompa.

Maybe one with a cholesterol of 220.

You all need to get your heads checked.

I'm really trying, but SO FAR nobody has interpreted my dream. Maybe when someone does then I'll feel safe sharing the personal, juicy details of my life.

Now where WAS I on Friday when this mayhem started?

Looking up info on schools in Colorado?

 

[cassi06403]

**********************************************
GoofyDad869 posting....

Waaaay back on post #11 this was foretold. What a long strange trip it's been. Methinks we have (had) a Jr. Nostradamus (tm) on our hands. I think we need to start telling each others fortunes. I mean, since we've also taked about psychology too.

I don't like to tell my deepest darkest secrets to complete strangers over a public forum, so I'll start with something small and insignificant. Myself, I've been having a recurring dream of kissing (OK, french-kissing) a cheese grater while being spanked by a well-Vaselined(tm) Richard Simmons while humming "You Light Up My Life". He's humming have you EVER tried to hum while kissing a cheese grater?

Can anybody tell me what that means?


"Forgot" to log in as myself. Freudian slip?

Well... cheese grater - cheese - mouse -

OBVIOUSLY making out with the cheese grater has to do with your love of Disney!

Being spanked by Simmons has to do with guilty feelings you have about not exercising enough and eating too much butter in your diet (vaseline = butter).

The humming of "You Light Up My Life" OBVIOUSLY has something to do with a song you had to learn in school and a crush you had on your first grade teacher.

All of that was so OBVIOUS - I can't believe you couldn't figure it out on your own!

 

[GoofyDad869]

Well... cheese grater - cheese - mouse -

OBVIOUSLY making out with the cheese grater has to do with your love of Disney!

Being spanked by Simmons has to do with guilty feelings you have about not exercising enough and eating too much butter in your diet (vaseline = butter).

The humming of "You Light Up My Life" OBVIOUSLY has something to do with a song you had to learn in school and a crush you had on your first grade teacher.

All of that was so OBVIOUS - I can't believe you couldn't figure it out on your own!

Awesome! It makes SO much sense to me now. I'm ready to join greater society! Thanks a bunch!

Now, what do I do with this tin-foil hat?

 

[cassi06403]

Now, what do I do with this tin-foil hat?

Well... you could use it to cover over your growing out hairdo or you could form it into a continuous piece tear-drop shaped hair clip!

 

[bigmerle1966]

You know GoofyDad869, if you had just sued WalMart when they dropped the bananas on your mothers head you wouldn't be having all these problems.

 

[GoofyDad869]

Yeah, Dad was pretty floored when they dropped the news to him about Mom. But it didn't REALLY happen. I swear. Really. I'm just a penniless, low-down, good-for-nuthin', FIBER-eatin', pool-hoppin', Richard Simmons-dreamin', blimp-lowrider-wannabe, Mickey Mouse-lovin' fool. I'm also a UT Vols fan, by the way. I think somebody should write a country song 'bout my life. Maybe Garth. Maybe Lee Greenwood. Maybe Kenny Chesney. Or Dolly. Yep, Dolly. It'd make a bundle.

I got it started already, wanna hear?
Tough, here it is...

GoofyDad869, dressed in Big Orange,
Eats his FIBER from a so-ringe, ("syringe" - I know it doesn't really rhyme, but it's a twangy country song)
He just 'bout lit up my life,
When he got in the blimp & grabbed the wife,

Now they're fixin' to go pool-hoppin' down in Orlando,
Just as fast as that Blimp can go,
(Something "Wind Beneath My Wings" sounding here, mixed in with some "Butterfly Kisses" sweetness)

Chorus:
GoofyDad, GoofyDad, What are they feeding you?
(Back-up singers repeating "B-A-N-A-N-A-S", unless that's been done recently)



Nashville, here I come!

 

[Briarmom]

What kind of beer are you drinking today Goofydad?

 

[imsorry]

I want my pets to go to Heaven. (after they die, of course) I know they are going!! No debates!

There are some "experts" here giving me a headache - please do not allow me to stray to other threads!

 

[taximomfor4]

I want my pets to go to Heaven. (after they die, of course) I know they are going!! No debates!

There are some "experts" here giving me a headache - please do not allow me to stray to other threads!

Headaches can often be alleviated by more fiber (eg bananas) in your diet, and relaxation time in a slow-cruising high-air conveyence (such as a blimp), with GoofyDad tunes playing softly in the background. If you give yourself this small lifestyle adjustment, I think your headaches will be a thing of the past.

Until your pet dies and doesn't get into Heaven. What a silly idea. If that happened, then we would have poor little cat angels being constantly chased by big, slobbery dog angels. And everyone knows that you get wings when you get to Heaven. If cats had wings, my mom's poor dead little parakeet would be caught and eaten by angel-cats again and again into eternity. Doesn't sound heavenly to poor parakeet Georgie-Boy!