What is your "REAL" name?

[dancergirl]

The following is an excerpt from a children's
book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume newnames...

Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:

a : stinky
b : lumpy
c : buttercup
d : gidget
e : crusty
f : greasy
g : fluffy
h : cheeseball
i : chim-chim
j : poopsie
k : flunky
l : booger
m : pinky
n : zippy
o : goober
p : doofus
q : slimy
r : loopy
s : snotty
t : falafel
u : dorkey
v : squeezit
w : oprah
x : skipper
y : dinky
z : zsa-zsa

Use the first letter of your last name to determine the first half of your NEW last name:

a : diaper
b : toilet
c : giggle
d : bubble
e : girdle
f : barf
g : lizard
h : waffle
i : cootie
j : monkey
k : potty
l : liver
m : banana
n : rhino
o : burger
p : hamster
q : toad
r : gizzard
s : pizza
t : gerbil
u : chicken
v : pickle
w : chuckle
x :tofu
y : gorilla
z : stinker

Use the last letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name:

a : head
b : mouth
c : face
d : nose
e : tush
f : breath
g : pants
h : shorts
i : lips
j : honker
k : butt
l : brain
m : tushie
n : chunks
o : hiney
p : biscuits
q : toes
r : buns
s : fanny
t : sniffer
u : sprinkles
v : kisser
w : squirt
x : humperdinck
y : brains
z : juice

Thus, for example, George Bush's new name is Fluffy Toiletshorts. Go figure. And Anna Kournikova is Stinky Pottyhead; John MacEnroe: Poopsie Bananatush.

My new name is Poopsie Toiletbuns!!!

Jenn
AKA
Dancergirl

 

[Lola]

I'm Booger WaffleBrains, nice to meet you, Poopsie Toiletbuns! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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[IOAfan]

I'm either lumpy waffleshorts or loopy waffleshorts.

IOAfan

GIVE IT UP FOR IOA!!!

 

[Tigger]

Booger Pottyfanny

 

[RoXyBLUe]

I'm snotty potty buns

 

[Simba]

I'm falafel bananatush

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[micmouse266]

I'm Flunky Toiletbuns!

 

[Rhian]

I'm Loopy Chuckletush! /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

 

[Tangerine]

I'm Poopsie Bubblebrains

 

[nativetxn]

I'm pleased to announce that my "real" name is Flunky Monkeychunks, formerly Flunky Waffletush.

So I guess my legal name would be Flunky Waffletush Monkeychunks. Thank you very much! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

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[WDWluvr4eva]

Mine is Stinky Livertush!!!! *LOL* /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

 

[SportyTink]

My name is a really dumb one that doesn't make sense. My new name is Pinky DiaperSniffer and my friend who is with meispretty funny with her new name. Her's is Lumpy PottyBuns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is really funny!

/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif SportyTink

 

[nicki dahling]

Hey thats pretty cool,my real name is Zippy Monkeyhonker!undefined

 

[snuggles]

Hi I'm stinky toiletbuns nice to meet you all!

 

[Shortnek]

mine is snotty burgerbrains

 

[Kiki]

Hello everyone! I'm Wafflebrains. Flunky Wafflebrains. Nice to meet you all! hehehe!

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[Dan Murphy]

Gidget Bananabrains here. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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[Disney Daniel]

Gidget Banana Chunks here! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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[Rhian]

Hey! I just worked out that Mickey Mouse's new 'name' is Pinky Bananatush! (I think he should stick with Mickey!). /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif



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[Figment_man]

Everyone meet Buttercup Gizzardchunks.(My new name)