What is your most embarrassing/funny Disney story?

[danny1649]

Disers a great thread but just not a trip planning thread.I will move and leave 3 day redirect. Hope all will understand.Thanks Danny.

 

[danny1649]

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[DisneyFive]

I find this thread interesting and fun. Also out of place on this Board. I will let stay a while longer but first page is a place for trip planning. So we must move threads that are out of place. Thanks Danny

Well handled.

Dan

 

[TowMater92]

I posted this once before years ago on a similar thread, and CPS didn't come looking for me, so here goes...

We had just arrived for our first DVC vacation as owners after a long day of driving. We had developers points that we were using at SSR, and we had never been there before and didn't know the lobby layout at all. Our son, who was about 4 years old at the time, really needed the bathroom, and was getting more desperate by the second as I asked where it was and guided him to it. I rushed him into the bathroom, and he was in such a hurry that he picked up the seat too fast and it fell back down on him. He started shrieking and crying, "Ouch, it hurts! Kiss my p*nis, kiss my p*nis and make it better!" (Never was I sorrier in my life that we had taught him the anatomically correct names for body parts.)

I kept trying to calm him down, but he kept shrieking, "It hurts, kiss my p*nis, Mommy!" with increasing volume. I could hear laughter coming from other stalls. Finally, out of desperation, I blew a kiss at him, and said, "there, you go, all better." Miraculously, it worked, and he calmed down.

And then he walked into the SSR lobby and announced in full 4 year old piercing volume, "Thank you for blowing my p*nis, it is all better." I spent the rest of the day convinced I was going to be dragged off property and questioned by CPS.

You win!

 

[TowMater92]

 

[danny1649]

Nothing wrong with a few laughs. TP&S Board first page is very important to many.Who have questions on tickets,parks. time of year,fast pass, etc. Not the best place for storytelling threads. I gave it a good amount of time on Board. Then placed it where I thought it belonged. So if I see folks are going to talk about thread placement and not about topic.You will see me lock thread.

 

[ALittleWhistle]

The best part was when the waitress dropped a knife into my dad's pants by accident

"Hey, what's this in my pants? Why, it's a knife!"

Wait....How exactly does one accidentally drop a knife into someone's pants?

 

[fairygagamother]

Last year I was staying at AKL & had a beach trip planned afterwards to meet friends. I had brought special wine for us & left it in the car . I put 2 bottles in the console to keep it out of the hot Florida sun. A few days later I went to get something out of the console & realized the heated wine had expanded the corks & the wine was firmly lodged. I tried everyway I could to get it out but couldn't. My husband, who wasn't there, insisted that I get it out before it leaked or exploded & ruined the car. So I walk up the concierge desk hoping to get the one with the smiling face. But, no, I get the serious one who looks at me like I'm an alien or something. I watched him as he proceeded to tell other CMs my dilemma & EVERY ONE of them starts chuckling & looking at me. Embarrassment #1. The guy eventually comes back & says they have to get engineering to help me& to go sit in the lobby. Embarrassment #2. Engineering eventually comes & hes chuckling the whole time & mentioned he's never had to do that before. Embarrassment #3. He got the wine out. So now I'm holding 2 bottles of wine out in front of me stiff-armed at 9:00 in the morning. As I walked back in to the hotel the greeters said "welcome home". Then I realized that I didn't have my purse so I turned around & walked back out toward the parking lot to "enjoy your day". Well, then I thought maybe I had left my purse in the lobby, so once again, I walk back into the hotel. "welcome back??", as the greeters look back & forth at each other. Okay, I ended up going in & out of that door several more times, holding those dang wine bottles. Embarrassment #4. I finally went to where I had been sitting in the lobby, still clutching my wine, & started frantically searching for my purse. I asked if anyone had seen it & others start helping me look for it. Then one lady looks at me & says "is that it on your shoulder?" I looked at my purse & back at her & just turned around & practically ran to my room. I hid in my room awhile hoping all the witnesses had left, but I do think I finally got a smile out of the CM!

 

[ALittleWhistle]

Last year I was staying at AKL & had a beach trip planned afterwards to meet friends. I had brought special wine for us & left it in the car . I put 2 bottles in the console to keep it out of the hot Florida sun. A few days later I went to get something out of the console & realized the heated wine had expanded the corks & the wine was firmly lodged. I tried everyway I could to get it out but couldn't. My husband, who wasn't there, insisted that I get it out before it leaked or exploded & ruined the car. So I walk up the concierge desk hoping to get the one with the smiling face. But, no, I get the serious one who looks at me like I'm an alien or something. I watched him as he proceeded to tell other CMs my dilemma & EVERY ONE of them starts chuckling & looking at me. Embarrassment #1. The guy eventually comes back & says they have to get engineering to help me& to go sit in the lobby. Embarrassment #2. Engineering eventually comes & hes chuckling the whole time & mentioned he's never had to do that before. Embarrassment #3. He got the wine out. So now I'm holding 2 bottles of wine out in front of me stiff-armed at 9:00 in the morning. As I walked back in to the hotel the greeters said "welcome home". Then I realized that I didn't have my purse so I turned around & walked back out toward the parking lot to "enjoy your day". Well, then I thought maybe I had left my purse in the lobby, so once again, I walk back into the hotel. "welcome back??", as the greeters look back & forth at each other. Okay, I ended up going in & out of that door several more times, holding those dang wine bottles. Embarrassment #4. I finally went to where I had been sitting in the lobby, still clutching my wine, & started frantically searching for my purse. I asked if anyone had seen it & others start helping me look for it. Then one lady looks at me & says "is that it on your shoulder?" I looked at my purse & back at her & just turned around & practically ran to my room. I hid in my room awhile hoping all the witnesses had left, but I do think I finally got a smile out of the CM!

I hope there was much wine to be had that evening.

 

[DisNerdsince08]

We had spent a long day at MK and were riding the bus back to our resort. I started to notice the people around me snickering. Then I peeked over at my DH and realized what the cause behind the giggles was. A man had dozed off and was slowly but surely starting to lean towards my DH's shoulder. He was so deep in sleep, he was almost snoring! When I say he was out, I mean, he...was...out! Like Sleepy from Snow White and the Seven Dwarves out! Minutes crept by, and the poor slumbering man inched closer and closer to my DH's shoulder. My poor DH didn't want to be rude and wake the obviously tired man, but the snoozer was definitely starting to invade some personal space! Luckily, we reached our resort before the sleepy man fell completely over, but not before everyone around us got a good laugh. We've all been there! The parks can turn even the most seasoned Disney veteran into that beloved drowsy dwarf!

 

[TGM]

Wait....How exactly does one accidentally drop a knife into someone's pants?

It fell off of the plate that she was bringing to him, and as she turned, it fell off the plate.

 

[kmrada]

Back in 1980 my family and I (10yrs old) stayed in Ft. Wilderness. While we were on our way to "Chip N' Dale's Hoop-Dee-Doo Musical Revue", CM's were making a BIG deal about how exciting it was going to be to see "CHIP N' DALE" perform. I stopped dead in my tracks and pulled my mom's hand and said, "Mom, why are they having male strippers here at DISNEYWORLD!! I DO NOT want to see them!" We still joke about that to this day...I will never look at those chipmunks the same again.

 

[BlueStarryHat]

In 2006 on my solo trip I was preparing to board a Jungle Cruise boat. Tripped on my shoelace and fell headlong into the boat, bounced off the engine and straight into the arms of a strange gentleman...butt first. I wasn't hurt and everyone including the CM was going "oh my God are you okay???" but the gentleman just set me on my feet and said, "nice to meet you too, miss." I spent the rest of the Cruise wanting to jump overboard and drown myself.

 

[Marriedbythemouse]

I have always joked around with my sons. I never had a daughter so occasionally I would tease them about getting their nails done or hair or whatever. Well my son, when he was about 5 got me back at Disney and I never tried to tease him again.
We were walking through Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique and I picked up a gorgeous Belle dress. He was a ways ahead of me so I yelled “Hey Kyle, how about this? You’d look great in yellow!”
Kyle turned around and said “No Mom. Not again. No more dresses”.
OMG Everyone looked at me like I was the worst Mom in the world. And I learned how smart and quick witted my son is.

 

[emmybee]

I had posted this on a thread about being injured a while back.....only thing injured was my pride, but here it goes....

My teenagers and I were leaving the MK after EMH one night in late May. We were all hot, sweaty and exhausted. It was very crowded on every bus. Note--I'm clumsy. I know this. Graceful, I'm not. Anyways, we were boarding a very crowded bus, and I must've hit my flip flop on something cause it blew out and I start falling forward. I landed chest first on this poor boy sitting by his mother. I apologize because I'm mortified, and thankfully, the mother saw it all happen, and realized it was truly an accident.

My kids kindly waited until we were safely off the bus to start their teasing and laughing. They kept saying that kid got on that bus a boy, but left a man. I'm still mortified when I think about it, and it happened 5 years ago!!!!

THIS is the best thing I read all day! Thanks for the laugh

 

[annadreamsofdisneyworld]

I went to Disney World a few times as a kid, and I'm a little embarrassed when I watch the home movies from the first trip, when I was 8. There are several instances where I'm crying/whining, and one time I even hit my father! Apparently I was upset because we were seeing too many shows at Epcot and not riding enough rides. Later I'm upset as we're going to dinner at the Yacht Club Hotel because my parents wouldn't let me eat some Wonder Bread before dinner because they didn't want me to spoil my dinner. Why couldn't I just be happy that I was at Disney World? Oh well, I was 8. I still remember the trip as one of my best memories and one of the happiest times of my life.

 

[amy1115]

9 of us ate dinner at Fulton's. We had an appetizer that had Ahi Tuna with seaweed salad and wasabi on the plate. I was in heaven. My mom had never tried anything like it, so I told her to get a piece of tuna, top it with the seaweed & a bite of pickled ginger. She takes her bite and the next thing we know, she is clutching at her chest & gasping for air. We are all a bit panicked, as she had two stents placed in the year prior. She finally gasps 'spicy, need drink.' DD7 hands over her glass of milk. Mom tried drinking thru the straw, nope - DD had managed to break the straw earlier. DD giggles, mom chugs the milk from the side of the cup.

Looking at her plate, she put the entire ball of wasabi on her one bite. We are all absolutely hysterical with laughter at this point. I still text her random pictures of wasabi almost 2 yrs later.

You're Mom is not alone.... I did this once on a trip. I knew that Wasabi was spicy but had never had it before and since I love spicy food, of course I got a much bigger bite of it than is probably recommended. It was everything I could do to not let on what had happened (we were with a group of people my husband works with). Your story made me laugh remembering that!

 

[AnnieLytical]

Picture it...Disneyland, 1992. My first Disney trip and for my 9th birthday! The trip included myself, my mother, a friend of mine and the friend's mother. We were a few days into our trip and thoroughly enjoying Disney along with all the junk food, new germs and the new climate. Well, one night, we found ourselves having to mad dash across some road (in my head it was a 6 lane highway, but I doubt that is really accurate). Well, all that fun stuff I mentioned earlier caught up to me in the middle of that dash. And.... I crapped my pants. I every so quietly, whilst clenching my butt cheeks, whispered to my "friend" what happened. To which she yelled at the top of her lungs for all of Anaheim, no correction, all of California to hear: "Annie pooped her paaaaants!" I was mortified. To add insult to injury, my mom made me wash out my undies and shorts in the hotel sink... oh why oh why couldn't we have just thrown them away?!

PS... the "friend" and I no longer talk, because of this... guess we will never know

 

[Fuzzeh]

Back in 1980 my family and I (10yrs old) stayed in Ft. Wilderness. While we were on our way to "Chip N' Dale's Hoop-Dee-Doo Musical Revue", CM's were making a BIG deal about how exciting it was going to be to see "CHIP N' DALE" perform. I stopped dead in my tracks and pulled my mom's hand and said, "Mom, why are they having male strippers here at DISNEYWORLD!! I DO NOT want to see them!" We still joke about that to this day...I will never look at those chipmunks the same again.

Just the other day I was talking to a manager at work about Disney. We got on the topic of Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers, a show the manager loved, and I mentioned that I met Chip 'n Dale at WDW years ago. I should probably mention that I tend to talk very fast and blend words together. So from behind me I hear a gasp, and turn around to see a shocked customer. She says "I didn't know they let those kind of dancers into Disney World!" It took me a while to stop laughing enough to explain, and boy was her face red!

And since I tattled on someone else, time to spill one about myself. I was 7 when we went on our first trip to WDW, and our parents decided we would drive down. Three kids, me being the youngest, and them, loaded in a minivan for a 16 hour drive. The plan was that my father would drive the whole way while everyone else slept for the night portion. Of course, I was young and extremely excited, and couldn't sleep. The entire ride. And I talked. The entire ride. Keeping everyone awake. The entire ride. And then I crashed once we actually reached WDW. To this day anytime anyone takes a road trip it's 'At least you won't have Lisa talking your head off the whole way!'

 

[Hannahinwonderland]

The most embarrassing moment that comes to mind was when I was a CM working at Jungle Cruise. i was out front of the ride, helping direct wheelchair guests. Two guests came up to me and as we are supposed to, I directed my question to the person in the wheelchair. "Hi sir, are you looking to ride the Jungle Cruise?" Their companion just looks at me with the most violent look on their face and says in a harsh, harsh tone: "It's a woman". I was mortified and so apologetic. Luckily, another CM came out with my break just a moment later so I could escape!