What is your most embarrassing/funny Disney story?

[Barbara76]

In 2013 my DD was 5, it was our first time to Disney, my DS 8 and my DD are on stage starting the Jedi Academy, the CM playing the Jedi is explaining how the lightsabers work and I see my DD raise her hand and I think "Uh oh" thinking she is going as start asking a million questons. But no, she pees herself on the stage. I want to grab her off the stage, but she had to use the steps so I met her there. I hear the Jedi CM say something about getting a quick clean up because there was a "droid leak". DD was great about it, I took her to the bathroom to get cleaned up and asked her if she was ok, she said "Yeah, I met Cinderella last night, this was more for my brother, I am glad he got to stay" LOVE HER

 

[BusyP76]

I had to make an emergency pit stop after a particularly long wait for RNR. So as soon as I exit the ride I signal to my DH that I will be right back (he's waiting with the kids who were too short to ride back then) and dart off to the restrooms. I'm in a SUPER big hurry at this point so I don't even look where I'm going and throw the first door open going in full speed ahead...to a man standing at a urinal...mid-buisiness. So I freeze and he freezes and we lock eyes for what felt like a very long and awkward amount of time but was probably just a second or two. Then, because I'm so stunned at walking in on him, instead of turning and fleeing, I say "I think I'm in the men's room." This man slowly looks down at his...um, whatever is in his hand...and I just instinctively look down at whatever he's looking at. Which causes me to go beet red as he looks back up at me (still doing his business) and says, "What gave it away?". I was so flustered I ran out of the restroom, crashed into our stroller and knocked the camera off the top onto the pavement where it broke. My DH was in tears laughing at me over that!

 

[mommycrawford]

My husband and I met Ariel in her Grotto. I told her it was our first time meeting a mermaid and she asked if we had any questions. I asked her if mermaids ate tuna fish...she looked at me like I was insane for what felt like forever - then she just said, "No" and we got an awkward photo. I guess she considers herself more of a fish so it was like I was asking her if she was a canibal? It was embarrassing at the time, but now it's just a funny memory.

That is awesome!...a totally sensible question since big fish eat little fish; you clearly watch nature programs. I am going to try to think up questions now. (BTW, my daughter is a mermaid, but she only eats tuna fish on crowded planes and buses.)

 

[mommycrawford]

I posted this once before years ago on a similar thread, and CPS didn't come looking for me, so here goes...

We had just arrived for our first DVC vacation as owners after a long day of driving. We had developers points that we were using at SSR, and we had never been there before and didn't know the lobby layout at all. Our son, who was about 4 years old at the time, really needed the bathroom, and was getting more desperate by the second as I asked where it was and guided him to it. I rushed him into the bathroom, and he was in such a hurry that he picked up the seat too fast and it fell back down on him. He started shrieking and crying, "Ouch, it hurts! Kiss my p*nis, kiss my p*nis and make it better!" (Never was I sorrier in my life that we had taught him the anatomically correct names for body parts.)

I kept trying to calm him down, but he kept shrieking, "It hurts, kiss my p*nis, Mommy!" with increasing volume. I could hear laughter coming from other stalls. Finally, out of desperation, I blew a kiss at him, and said, "there, you go, all better." Miraculously, it worked, and he calmed down.

And then he walked into the SSR lobby and announced in full 4 year old piercing volume, "Thank you for blowing my p*nis, it is all better." I spent the rest of the day convinced I was going to be dragged off property and questioned by CPS.

MY favorite!

 

[disneydeal]

So a few years ago my daughter got heat exhaustion, we was walking up to see the Bears Jambore or what ever it's called. Waited for doors to open and went into the fudge shop. As soon as she saw the fudge she was like I'm gonna throw up. like right now so we rushed to trash can next to entrance, she threw up ALL OVER the ground and wall NEXT to the trash can. Was OK a few minutes later.
So the past 2 times we went to disney I had her stand next to her trash can for a pic.. And will again next month. Memories

 

[ThreeBoyMama]

On our first trip to WDW (October 2014) we were at Hollywood Studios. My three boys (then ages 11, 9 and 5) are huge Star Wars fans and I had gotten them super cute handmade shirts on Etsy that had a Mickey head in Star Wars patterned fabric, with their names underneath. So we are walking toward Star Tours and my 5-year-old announces that he has to go the bathroom. Again. Fine. DH starts to follow him toward the bathroom and isn't really paying attention and I see my son drop his shorts...and underwear...a good 10 yards from the entrance to the bathroom. So I am yelling my husband's name and trying to point toward our son who has just basically pantsed himself in the midst of a midday crowd at HS. My husband looks at me (gesturing frantically), looks toward our son, and finally realizes the situation and hastily takes our son into the bathroom. My two older boys and I are in hysterics, and I'm like "let's just wait over here and pretend we don't know them" until I realize they are all wearing matching shirts. Just then a couple walks past us, laughing, and one of them says "hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go." We still laugh about that one

 

[MalkaR]

On our first trip to WDW (October 2014) we were at Hollywood Studios. My three boys (then ages 11, 9 and 5) are huge Star Wars fans and I had gotten them super cute handmade shirts on Etsy that had a Mickey head in Star Wars patterned fabric, with their names underneath. So we are walking toward Star Tours and my 5-year-old announces that he has to go the bathroom. Again. Fine. DH starts to follow him toward the bathroom and isn't really paying attention and I see my son drop his shorts...and underwear...a good 10 yards from the entrance to the bathroom. So I am yelling my husband's name and trying to point toward our son who has just basically pantsed himself in the midst of a midday crowd at HS. My husband looks at me (gesturing frantically), looks toward our son, and finally realizes the situation and hastily takes our son into the bathroom. My two older boys and I are in hysterics, and I'm like "let's just wait over here and pretend we don't know them" until I realize they are all wearing matching shirts. Just then a couple walks past us, laughing, and one of them says "hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go." We still laugh about that one

OMG! I have three boys too and that is totally something my kids would do!