My favorites are:
"Please stand clear of the doors. Por favor mantenganse alejado de las puertas."
"America, spread your golden wings, sail on freedom's wind, 'cross the sky. Great bird, with your golden wings, flying high, flying high. America, keep on flying high!"
"Momma don't whoop little Buford. Momma don't pound on his head. Momma don't whoop little Buford--I think you should shoot him instead." --Country Bear Jamboree
And I love these that a few other posters mentioned:
"Welcome mi amigos to friendly Mexico....come join the fun, the fiesta's just began. The air is full of fun, come on and sing along with us. In Mexico, when people smile at you, there's just one thing to do, it's join the fiesta too." --El Rio del Tiempo
"There was bloooood on the saddle, and blood all around, and great big puddle of blood on the ground." --Country Bear Jamboree
It makes me smile just remembering these.
