What is it with....

omg jules you so arent a ghetto thug...just cause you did the ghetto thug booty dance in band today dun mean nethng lol i still love ya jules!! roll dancing?? or do you mean the best friend move?? OHMIGAWD!!!!!!!!!!! did you get the pics developed yet?? or not?? i dont want your mom seeing me doing that to mauricio!!!! that would just be aweful...shed never like me again
 
what were you doing to mauricio huh Becca?? something your mama (or Jules mom) would not aprove of huh?? LOL THATS OK hehe i have alot of those kind of experiences to ya know!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KIDDING :):):)
 
hmm...we have a best friends dance

us on the floor...humping the air

except between us and the air...was mauricio..yeah....LOL! :p

I gotta get those developed! b/c they are the bomb! :teeth:
 

omg that was so the funniest night of my life...you know he was havin fun cuz when we were dirty dncing............yeah lol....wonder if harriet got hers developed?? those better not get into the slide show for the band banquet....or ill be dead and so will harriet lol
 
hmm but those are the best kind of pictures ladies hehe!!
 
they are but my mom would kill me if she sw tem lol!!

sweet dreams all!! sweet dreams all!!
 
I can't picture Jules being anything but a little angel.... now, Maggie... she's the type of person to be doing that... ;)

Becca (Jules' Best Friend)-- Orange isn't that weird in NJ, b/c we have east orange and west orange and orange... we just call them the oranges :)
and about this...
n juno i noe how ta talk all gangsta lyk did it 4 lyk eva buh i stopped cuz mah friends cudna read alla da krap i was typen
I was like, what is this? But the sad thing is that I understand it! :eek: It's like, can anyone understand this: Jeet Yet, No Jew?
It's New Jersey for Did you eat yet? No did you?

Have you all realized that this post went from talking about Lance I think, to talking like thugs... sigh.... I have to listen to my sisters ghetto music when shes on the computer : p ... :rolleyes:
 
MEE?? i NEVER take incriminating pictures like that! If i am EVER doing to a naughty thing like humping the air AHEM becca and Jules, it would never be caught on film or taped.

BTW what would you consider ghetto musci Kiki, because it is probably what i am listening to right now! haha
 
Yinz is what we here in Pitttsburgh say instead of you guys or something like that.

I think this thread has gone WAYYYY downhill....:rolleyes:
 
I have to post this :) (again ;) ) ....

You Know You're from New Jersey When...

...you recognize or can relate to at least 10 of these:

You've been seriously injured at Action Park.

You know that the only people who call it "Joisey" are from New York (usually The Bronx) or Texas.

You don't think of citrus when people mention "The Oranges."

You know that it's called "Great Adventure," not "Six Flags."

You've ordered a hard roll with butter for breakfast.

You've known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven.

You've eaten at a diner, when you were stoned or drunk, at 3 am.

Whenever you park, there's a Camaro within three spots of you.

You remember that the "Two Guys" were from Harrison.

You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery.

At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen, and you know what town Jon Bon Jovi is from.

You know what a "jug handle" is.

You know that a WaWa is a convenience store.

You know that the state isn't all farmland.

You know that there are no "beaches" in new Jersey - there's "The Shore," and you know that the road to the shore is "The Parkway" not "The Garden State Highway."

You know that "Piney" isn't referring to a tree.

Even your school cafeteria made good Italian subs, and, you call it a "sub" not a "submarine sandwich" or worse yet, a "hoagy" or a "hero."

You remember the song from the Palisades Park commercials.

You know how to properly negotiate a Circle.

You knew that the last question had to do with driving.

You know that "Acme" is an actual store, not just a Warner Bros creation.

You know that this is the only "New..." state that doesn't require "New" to identify it (like, try ...Mexico, ...York, ...Hampshire (doesn't work, does it?).

You know how to translate this conversation: "Jeet yet?" "No, Jew?"

You only go to New York City for day trips, and you only call it "The City."

You know that a "White Castle" is the name of BOTH a fast food chain AND a fast food sandwich.

You consider a corned beef sandwich with lettuce and mayo a sacrilege.

In the 80's you wore your hair REALLY high.

You don't think "What exit" (do you live near?) is very funny.

You know that the real first "strip shopping center" in the country is Route 22.

You know that people from 609 area code are "a little different."

You know that no respectable New Jerseyan goes to Princeton - that's for out-of-staters.

The Jets-Giants game has started fights at your school or local bar.

You live within 20 minutes of at least three different malls.

You can see the Manhattan skyline from some part of your town.

You refer to all highways and interstates by their numbers.

Every year, you had at least one kid in your class named Tony.

You know where every "clip" shown in the Sopranos opening credits is.

You've gotten on the wrong highway trying to get out of Willowbrook Mall.

You've eaten a Boardwalk cheesesteak with vinegar fries.

You have a favorite Atlantic City casino.

You start planning for Memorial Day weekend in February.

And finally...

You've never pumped your own gas.

And now another funny, uh, thing:
these cracked me up! :)

1. Only in America...... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicapped parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with
Braille lettering.

EVER WONDER

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a ong word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why don't they make airplanes out of the stuff black boxes are made of?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stucktogether?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?


here are some actual label instructions
on consumer goods.

On a hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos: ..
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down."


On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating."

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."

On Boot's Children Cough
Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May
cause drowsiness."

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

Ok, and now I have two riddle type things, just b/c I have to post them :rolleyes:

1. What's black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you're done with it?

2. The maker doesn't want it, the buyer doesn't need it, and the user doesn't see it. What is it?

No answering Lo!
 
Originally posted by SDAngel101
MEE?? i NEVER take incriminating pictures like that! If i am EVER doing to a naughty thing like humping the air AHEM becca and Jules, it would never be caught on film or taped.

BTW what would you consider ghetto musci Kiki, because it is probably what i am listening to right now! haha

I didn't mean taking the pictures, I meant taking part in the dirty act! :eek: :rolleyes:
Ghetto music is the kind of music my sister likes :rolleyes: mostly rap and stuff...
 
no comment..

Yeah thats what im listening to right now!! nothing is better then bumping Kurupt and Nate Dogg after dinner.. "This is where i wanna be, riding with my thug ones.... LOL thats all i can sing here!
 


1. What's black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you're done with it?

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Would that be coal? ;)

not sure about #2 yet...
 
OOOO #2 is a coffin! It just came to me hehe :bounce:

Im good i know ;)
 
oops sry my B...i didnt even see that lol
 
LOL i was only kidding.. i was really stumped on that 2nd one
 
yea, the first is charcoal, the second is a coffin, and I said no answering Lo, meaning my sister.
 












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