What is a chrstian and is president obama one????

[AmandaSparks730]

Oh, yes. Very much so (how did she even WIN?!)

 

[Shelton123]

Oh, yes. Very much so (how did she even WIN?!)

Are you, by any chance, on TWoP?

 

[valeriesunshine]

 

[Shelton123]

Why the facepalm?

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Are you, by any chance, on TWoP?

Huh?

 

[Shelton123]

Huh?

Television Without pity. That's where the nicknames for the hamsters were coined.

Saliesha = Tootie (she looked like Tootie from Facts of Life post-makeover)
Whitney C10 = Titsy Flibnips (no particular reason)
Bianca = Beyonkers/Beyanka/Binx (first - no reason, second - how Nigel pronounced her name, third - no real reason
Melrose = Issa/Smellrose (first - in casting, she said her real name was "Melissa Rose" but she calls herself Melrose cause she don't need the Issa, second - was coined by Jaeda in the Celeb Couples episode)
Caridee = Scaridee (She's kinda scary)
Bethany = Breastany (she had HUGE ****s)
Tiffany = Beerweave (THAT STANK HOE POURED THE BEER ON MAH WEAVE!)
Brittany C8 = Brit-tit-tit (She said her nickname would be "Brit" cause it shouldn't be "Brit-tit-tit")
Clark = ClarkE/Clark **** (First - She said her name was "Clark without an E", second - she was one!)
Dominique = D-man/Dom of the Dead/DoMan/Domanique (all- she looked like a man)
Gina = Duhgina (she was a moron)
Brooke C7 = Farty G (she was a terrible rapper, and model)
Magdalena = Fugdalena (she was fugly!)
Giselle = Ginselle (it's how Ebony C1 pronounced her name)
Jayla = Gollum (she looks like Gollum from LOTR)
Kennyah = Keenjaw (her jaw was huge)
Kristi = "Kristi" (Her name under her in casting said "Kristi" quotes and all)
Marjorie's and Analeigh's showmance = Marjaleigh (they were in the hot tub together, etc. hottest ANTM moment ever IMO)
Michelle C4 = Manchelle (she was kinda mannish)
Megg = Meggggg (making fun of the double-g's in her name)
Robin = Robbynnnnnnne (she used "Robin" on the show, but her real name was "Robbyne" we added some Ns and voila!)
ShaRoun = ShaWrong (she was a *****)
Dionne = Wholahay (she coined it herself in the nickname episode)
Whitney C8 = *****tney/****ney (she sucked at modeling)
Jade = Succubus (she reminded us of that South Park eppy)

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Lmao, Shelton.

I always hated Monique...

 

[Shelton123]

Lmao, Shelton.

I always hated Monique...

Seriously? I thought she was ****ing hilarious. She put Melrose in her place.

 

[I Am What I Am]

Television Without pity. That's where the nicknames for the hamsters were coined.

Saliesha = Tootie (she looked like Tootie from Facts of Life post-makeover)
Whitney C10 = Titsy Flibnips (no particular reason)
Bianca = Beyonkers/Beyanka/Binx (first - no reason, second - how Nigel pronounced her name, third - no real reason
Melrose = Issa/Smellrose (first - in casting, she said her real name was "Melissa Rose" but she calls herself Melrose cause she don't need the Issa, second - was coined by Jaeda in the Celeb Couples episode)
Caridee = Scaridee (She's kinda scary)
Bethany = Breastany (she had HUGE ****s)
Tiffany = Beerweave (THAT STANK HOE POURED THE BEER ON MAH WEAVE!)
Brittany C8 = Brit-tit-tit (She said her nickname would be "Brit" cause it shouldn't be "Brit-tit-tit")
Clark = ClarkE/Clark **** (First - She said her name was "Clark without an E", second - she was one!)
Dominique = D-man/Dom of the Dead/DoMan/Domanique (all- she looked like a man)
Gina = Duhgina (she was a moron)
Brooke C7 = Farty G (she was a terrible rapper, and model)
Magdalena = Fugdalena (she was fugly!)
Giselle = Ginselle (it's how Ebony C1 pronounced her name)
Jayla = Gollum (she looks like Gollum from LOTR)
Kennyah = Keenjaw (her jaw was huge)
Kristi = "Kristi" (Her name under her in casting said "Kristi" quotes and all)
Marjorie's and Analeigh's showmance = Marjaleigh (they were in the hot tub together, etc. hottest ANTM moment ever IMO)
Michelle C4 = Manchelle (she was kinda mannish)
Megg = Meggggg (making fun of the double-g's in her name)
Robin = Robbynnnnnnne (she used "Robin" on the show, but her real name was "Robbyne" we added some Ns and voila!)
ShaRoun = ShaWrong (she was a *****)
Dionne = Wholahay (she coined it herself in the nickname episode)
Whitney C8 = *****tney/****ney (she sucked at modeling)
Jade = Succubus (she reminded us of that South Park eppy)

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Seriously? I thought she was ****ing hilarious. She put Melrose in her place.

She scared me!

Oi...crazy *****es...

 

[Shelton123]

She scared me!

Oi...crazy *****es...

Yeah. I went to Wal-mart and bought some of her Kooch Juice™.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Yeah. I went to Wal-mart and bought some of her Kooch Juice™.

I did love Cycle 7, though.

 

[Shelton123]

I did love Cycle 7, though.

Really? I didn't like it. The photoshoots sucked, and Melrose... Eugena should've won. I know her photos weren't great, but when she got overseas she completely rocked it, and she looked like a model too. Brooke shouldn't have even gotten on the show, Jaeda looked like a model but couldn't, Melrose was too old, Caridee was bat**** crazy, Anchal was too heavy to be regular, and too light to be plus. AJ should've made it farther. It was a trainwreck.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Really? I hated Cycle 9. One word: Saliesha.

Cycle 10 was a bit dull, too.

 

[Shelton123]

ANYA!!!111!!! I loved her! It isn't fair that a girl who had won call out and 4 bottom 2's won over a girl who had 5 call outs and zero bottom 2's. Not to mention the winner was a *****. Anya, Fatima, and Katarzyna should've been the final three. Oh and from the casting episode, do you remember Shalynda? Here's her interaction with Fatima.

Shalynda - I'm a *****
Fatima - Oh so can I call you a *****?
Shalynda - Yes, you can call me a *****.
Fatima - Ok, then you're a *****
Shalynda - WHAT THE **** DON'T YOU EVER ****ING CALL ME A ****ING *****!! ***** IS NOT MY MOTHER****ING GOVERNMENT NAME!!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

OMG yes!

Fatima's pictures sucked at the beginning, but her overseas ones were good.

Kat was good, really good, as was Anya.

Remember Stacy-Ann's lapdance?

 

[Shelton123]

OMG yes!

Fatima's pictures sucked at the beginning, but her overseas ones were good.

Kat was good, really good, as was Anya.

Remember Stacy-Ann's lapdance?

Doo dooo doo dooo dooo. It would be my ringtone. That was the best casting moment ever.

A close second is "Thanks for the milk, Claire"

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Doo dooo doo dooo dooo. It would be my ringtone. That was the best casting moment ever.

A close second is "Thanks for the milk, Claire"

Ooh, remember Toccarra from Cycle 3?

"When she released those puppies, they were full grown dawgs."

Go Miss J!

 

[Shelton123]

Ooh, remember Toccarra from Cycle 3?

"When she released those puppies, they were full grown dawgs."

Go Miss J!

Oh right! And Leah's awesome quote "Nude me up!" Nicole should've won that cycle.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Oh right! And Leah's awesome quote "Nude me up!" Nicole should've won that cycle.

Nicole, or Norelle.

Norelle made me laugh so hard.

"I don't get Japanese food. I don't EAT Japanese food. If I do I eat like...Panda Express?"