What I want for Christmas

A quote by John,,,
An honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus were walking down the street and saw a $20 bill. Which one picked it up??
Santa! The other two don't exist


:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

The difference between those three? I still believe in Santa Clause!!!
 
I would like a competent offensive coordinator for my alma mater. (pretty please, i can't take no mo)
 

I was grieving for you all through that game, Jenn, even if I admit that I was cheering anti-Alabama more than pro-Auburn. I could almost hear the yelling from your living room. (Which is pretty good talent, considering I have never heard your voice before!) :lmao:
 
All I want for christmas is for all my kids and grandkids to be happy and healthy.

Then i wish that all people would slow down a little bit and not trample someone while rushing into wal-mart. and what for a 100 camera. come on people.

After that i would l like to see my phins get better.

I was going to say i would like to go to the fort, but i will be there.

other than that happy holidays to everyone and their families.
 
well I don't have any at all so I'd be happy with a wee one:goodvibes I believe the tag fairy loves to lite in the trees at the Fort!!!
 
well I don't have any at all so I'd be happy with a wee one:goodvibes I believe the tag fairy loves to lite in the trees at the Fort!!! >>>>> oh tag fairy>>>:flower3:
 
You need to put tag fairy in the title of your thread, she/he is busy and only reads threads directed to her/him I bet.;)
 
oh pleaseeeeeeeeee tag fairy can I have a wee tag for Christmas??? I do believe!!! Sometimes I think we see fairies lite in the tall timbers at the FORT!
 
Well as long as we're "wishing", I'm going all out on my Christmas Wish....

I want to win a big, freakin, LOTTO!!!

Anything over $100 mil will do!:thumbsup2
 
Well as long as we're "wishing", I'm going all out on my Christmas Wish....

I want to win a big, freakin, LOTTO!!!

Anything over $100 mil will do!:thumbsup2

Hey, that is my wish too! I hope we both get our wishes. :thumbsup2 :thumbsup2 :thumbsup2 :thumbsup2 :thumbsup2
 
Gifts Your Husband Doesn't Want For Christmas


10. Anne of Avonlea/Anne of Green Gables Collectors Edition with
74 minutes of extra footage

9. Any knick-knack

8. Tickets to the ballet

7. "Another" new tie

6. A Bath and Body Works Soap Basket

5. New teddy bear pajamas

4. Vacuum cleaner

3. A weekend seminar on "Getting in Touch With Your Feelings"

2. Pair of fuzzy bunny slippers

1. A nose and ear hair trimmer (OK, well... maybe.)
 
1. A nose and ear hair trimmer (OK, well... maybe.)

May not "want" one..but may "need" one. :thumbsup2 I'm sure Denise is just tryin' to keep you lookin' good ;) (Bob was so mad the year he got one of those..:rotfl2: )


Aside from number one on the list..it's sounds as if you've been the receipient of the great "re-gifter"....a few times! :laughing:
 
Gifts Your Husband Doesn't Want For Christmas


10. Anne of Avonlea/Anne of Green Gables Collectors Edition with
74 minutes of extra footage

9. Any knick-knack

8. Tickets to the ballet

7. "Another" new tie

6. A Bath and Body Works Soap Basket

5. New teddy bear pajamas

4. Vacuum cleaner

3. A weekend seminar on "Getting in Touch With Your Feelings"

2. Pair of fuzzy bunny slippers

1. A nose and ear hair trimmer (OK, well... maybe.)



How about ten gifts your wife doesn't want

  1. A Toaster (or any other kitchen appliance)
  2. Vacuum Cleaner
  3. Pots and Pans
  4. Washer/Dryer
  5. membership to a gym
  6. bowling ball with your husband's name on it
  7. a weekend getaway at her husband's favorite spot
  8. towels
  9. sheets
  10. An Iron and Ironing board
 














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