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[carolfoy]

Please don't ban me for posting this, but my first one is;

'John' Needs Operation After Hooker Bites P**** For Non-Payment!

. . . followed by . . .

John Needs Your Bone Marrow

and . . .

John needs to get his patootie back here!

This game is a bit dangerous!!

1, did it hurt?
2, you're not having mine!
3, go on then!

 

[florida sun]

Sue needs to go back to school to learn the basics of What Not to Wear

Sue needs telling in a way she will understand

Sue needs occasional prompting when reading and she does not consistently
rhyme words

 

[higgy66]

What a great thread

Janet needs 500 more tiles

Janet needs a job soon!

Janet needs to be terminated!

On that note.......I'll be back!

 

[fizz13]

Mine are the same as Chilly's, will try again tomorrow to see if they have changed

 

[Lisash]

Lisa needs ....

1. Braces? (actually I did 30 odd years ago my teeth are perfect now)

2. Too learn English (and I thought my Midlands accent was not that bad)

3. A Bigger Grin (apparently my picture in the Louvre isn't happy enough)

 

[mandymouse]

Great thread

Mine is

Mandy needs a 6ft fence

Mandy needs to keep her image clean and remember what got her to where she is (ooh err !!!)

Mandy needs help in ways I cannot comprehend (well that sums me up )

 

[mumloveseeyore]

gill needs to decide if shes going to quit her radio show and stand for governor of Tenessee!!

gill needs to sel more insurance in new york

gill needs to stop whining

 

[wideeyes]

Mine are the same as Chilly's, will try again tomorrow to see if they have changed

Mine too,
I did this the other day as it is doing the rounds on Myspace.

 

[jns]

Jackie Needs a Friend. Who'll help the poor rookie locked up in Detention

Jackie needs to be stimulated she needs that constant touch she needs to be constantly spoken to ..

Jackie needs your assistance in order to make her accessible for even more nationalites. ...

What can I say

mind are the same

but this came in 2nd
What the World Needs Now Is...Jackie
What more can i say

 

[UKDEB]

These are hilarious. Great thread, Joh.

Debbie needs a saddle (oo er missus!)
Debbie needs to find out about any licences or necessary insurance (before getting saddled up, presumably )
Debbie needs a break. Tell me about it!

 

[Summer-Caitlin]

'Summer needs a theme song' I always thought I did too.....

'Summer needs more three day weekends please' I have to agree on this one too

'State college, Summer makes staying worth it' Ooohh, I like this one and again I will agree!

 

[tony64]

Third on the list for me.
Dog Lady, don’t you think Tony needs a dog? He doesn’t need a girlfriend (they’re all cuckoo anyway)


Theresa's are

Theresa needs to get used to the fact that she will remain the Ketchup Queen.

Theresa needs her own thread

Theresa needs Eve's tricky help to fend off Alistair's lecherous advances.

 

[pokemon_master]

This thread is great..

Matthew needs to double his fluid intake and drink way more (Wrong Matt!!)

Matthew Needs to Bring Sexy Back..

Matt Needs a little imagination...

 

[Sunny Soph]

I got
Sophie needs to Go go go
Sophie needs a caption
Sophie needs a good home

 

[natalielongstaff]

natalie needs......

a nightie

to open up a little

to lighten up (thats probably true )


great thread btw

 

[KayleeUK]

LOL

Mine are....

Kaylee needs to have a baby

Kaylee needs a new loving home

Kaylee needs a bit of help

 

[Dimplenose]

Libby needs to go again

Libby Needs to Refresh Memory on Plame Talk

Libby Needs To Be Found Not Guilty


Libby

 

[UKDEB]

UKDEB needs to find a new job (so true)
UKDEB needs a good smack up-side the head. How very dare they? (Have they been talking to Matt? }
UKDEB needs the rare black diamond she has in her possession.

 

[carolfoy]

my DS's
callum needs to go back to the biscuit tin (?)
callum needs to know how to steer clear from the sharp end of statutory mental health (??)
callum needs to make me a bakers dozen of freshly baked cookies ~(I agree!)

 

[UKDEB]

Matt is above such frivolity. Actually, truth is, he's collecting a car for us to get to Hammersmith tomorrow, so I'm stepping in for him:

Matt need prayers and help and maybe just a balloon.
Matt needs to be punched in the face. Can't see many arguing with that!
Matt needs to do my laundry for me. In actual, fact he does all the laundry in our house.


Boss Hogg needs to be wearing a bright white outfit and blazer. I think he'd agree.
Boss Hogg needs to win because his mama's ashes are in the winning trophy. But, of course.
Boss Hogg needs help. Hallelujah to that!