What does google think you need?

[wilma-bride]

Blatantly robbed from another forum - try putting your first name followed by the word 'needs' into google and see what it comes up with. Post the top 3 here (if they're clean enough, that is)

This is what google thinks I need:

Joh needs to identify piles of litter on the laboratory floor in order to visually servo on them and vacuum over them.

JOH needs to be looked at carefully

If ol' Joh needs a few extra bucks, I think he should package this circuit in a box and put it out as a pedal.

Can you tell I'm bored

 

[Minniespal]

Florence needs:-

Florence needs Italians

Florence Country Disabilities and Special Needs

Florence Citizen Survey

Probably would work better if not named after a city

 

[wickesy]

Top result for me is "Dirty David needs a bath"

It actually refers to the statue of Michelangelo's David in Florence.

 

[Strommie]

Kathryn Needs to give Heather lots of Dove Chocolate Bars.

Kathryn needs....." one more volunteer to stop talking so much to be self motivated to go down for her first nap 3 hours after wakening ...

Kathryn needs to execute her plan to stop the train very precisely, because if she miscalculates, she will be launching fully loaded freight cars all over ...

 

[Minniespal]

It actually refers to the statue of Michelangelo's David in Florence.

I've certainly been busy

 

[saratogagirl]

Jules needs a hug

Jules needs help

Jules needs a little pat on the head

 

[Strommie]

I've certainly been busy

you certainly have young lady!

 

[alisonbestford]

Alison needs a life.....
Alison needs to learn how to pose in pictures
Alison needs males......

 

[TinkTatoo]

It seems the top 3 for me are

"Every crew needs a Jakki!"

"Yo Jakki!.....What are we doing tonight?"

Jakki needs to sleep sweet dreams for a while

I'll take the 3rd one

 

[wils]

Jo Needs...Your help!

Jo Needs...A 13" Powerbook

Jo Needs...help with dressing and washing and still wets the bed occasionally

 

[jen_uk]

Jen needs to have a session or two with a therapist!!!

Jen needs a break (to WDW hopefully!)

Jen needs to find a self righteous, conspicuous "I'm better than you" charitable position so she can keep charming the sheep into thinking she matters a ...

 

[saratogagirl]

Jo Needs...Your help!

Jo Needs...A 13" Powerbook

Jo Needs...help with dressing and washing and still wets the bed occasionally

 

[wayneg]

1. Wayne needs to slow down
2. need more comments
3. Wayne Needs A New Carrier

DW
1. Karen Needs to Grow Up!
2. Karen needs a lobotomy
3. is a website dedicated to googling what karen needs http://my.opera.com/KayFour/blog/show.dml/325848:confused3

 

[carolfoy]

I need something to do with molecular sensitivity!!!

I need to keep my Mooney 201 at spicewood airport near Austin, Texas

I need a copy of 'The Pyjama game' from Amazon

 

[Madjock]

Ann Marie needs - a family who can provide a great deal of structure and individual attention, and who will not take the fluctuations in her moods personally

Ann Marie needs - more exposure? If that gurl was any more exposed she'd make Godiva look shy by comparison

Ann Marie needs - help with pouring, however. Her aim leaves something to be desired!

 

[Night-train]

Please don't ban me for posting this, but my first one is;

'John' Needs Operation After Hooker Bites P**** For Non-Payment!

. . . followed by . . .

John Needs Your Bone Marrow

and . . .

John needs to get his patootie back here!

This game is a bit dangerous!!

 

[CustardTart]

...1. Karen Needs to Grow Up!
2. Karen needs a lobotomy...

My 3. Karen needs to learn the basics of spending and budgeting...

What have us Karen's ever done to Mr. Google?!

 

[lexie32]

Please don't ban me for posting this, but my first one is;

'John' Needs Operation After Hooker Bites P**** For Non-Payment!

. . . followed by . . .

John Needs Your Bone Marrow

and . . .

John needs to get his patootie back here!

This game is a bit dangerous!!

1 - Alex needs your help!

2- Alex needs more than just a rat trap for this vermin

3- Alex needs a job, a real one with consistant hours, benefits and steady paycheck



(no thanks i'm quite happy at being a mum spending most of my time on the Dis )

 

[Chilly]

1. Claire needs a Visit to the Bunny Planet
2. Claire needs private support
3. Claire needs comments I found are in orange, and my comments follow them in black ... So, without further ado, I present to you the Claire Needs List

I quite liked 4 as well Claire needs some TOUGH LOVE!

 

[BRobson]

Jackie Needs a Friend. Who'll help the poor rookie locked up in Detention

Jackie needs to be stimulated she needs that constant touch she needs to be constantly spoken to ..

Jackie needs your assistance in order to make her accessible for even more nationalites. ...

What can I say