What do your windshield wipers say?

[oldkicker]

I was driving in this morning, fairly miserable because I was late and it was snowing out. I just couldn't stand to listen to the radio on the way in, so the car was very quiet, just the sound of the windshield wipers.

That's when I noticed it.

They were talking to me.

They were set on a fairly quick intermittent setting.

They said "John....ski Bon.....ski"

Pause

"John....ski Bon.....ski"

Pause

"John....ski Bon.....ski"

So - I'm guessing that I may be the only one who was listening to their windshield wipers on the way into work today - but on the odd chance I wasn't....

What do your windshield wiper say???

 

[FOJMO]

OK...

 

[browneyes]

Mine say "Go back home, Go back home".

 

[DNSDisney]

Mine say Dis ney Dis ney Dis ney LOL

 

[shep]

Eyes on Road

Eyes on Road

Eyes on Road.

 

[Saffron]

Squee-geeeee
Squee-geeeee
Squee-geeeee
Squee-geeeee

 

[Regina]

Mine say "I'm going to kill my husband for putting these wierd wipers on my car because the stupid things smear and have an annoying way of hitting the metal framing the windshield."

 

[nativetxn]

Hey, Regina, my wipers say the <i>exact</i> same thing! How very interesting

 

[mickeyfan1]

Mine say, What? Why are we moving? Oh, must be the car wash! No, not a car wash? Then why are we moving? Oh, cleaning the windshield.

I have had my car 5 years, I bet I have used my wipers less than 20 time for rain.

And yes, I drive it almost every day.

 

[alabamaalan]

Mine don't actually say anything but they do wave a lot.....

 

[helenabear]

Mine say "Go Home"

 

[d.kurz]

I have no idea WHAT they are saying but they annoy the HE** out of me. I HATE to have them on!

 

[Boo'sMom]

I swear..I heard this today in my car:


"Bernie's a nut"
"Bernie's a nut"

 

[Saffron]

Boo'sMom! LOL!

 

[catsrule]

Simba is handsome.

 

[JasonLyons]

short post short post short post

 

[dianeschlicht]

sh eek
sh eek!
You see it makes a terrible noise when there is no moisture!

 

[Lars624]

Mine sound very similar to Steph's
Bernie...Crazy
Bernie...Crazy
Bernie...Crazy

 

[WDWHound]

I try not to listen to my windshield wipers because they have recently been getting in very loud arguments with the headlights . The wipers are against current economic policy, claiming that its simply a new form of trickle down economics, which they consider to be a failed concept. The headlights claim that this is simply not true and that the wipers are ignoring the positive effects of the multiplier which results from tax and interest rate cuts. To make matters worse, the rearview mirror has been joining in the arguments as of late and it is beginning to show definite socialist tendancies. Between the 3 of them, the yellings gets so loud I can bearly drive and....

Dang, I've got to start taking those little pills that the nice doctor gave me. I would too, except the steering wheel keeps telling me I don't need to take them and I really respect it's opinion.