What do you call a blind deer?

[Ember]

That one's probably better off spoken. Especially to Americans since we pronounce idea differently than you guys do.

cute, though.

Thanks for this! I was sitting looking at it and thinking, "I don't get it." Then one post down was the answer.

 

[DawnCt1]

Why did the chicken cross the road?


To prove to the armadillo that it could be done.

 

[Planogirl]

Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

(Bad, I know. )

 

[blu3d3vil]

"No Idear" would be funny in the South, especially among rednecks, because thats how a lot of people pronounce it.

 

[Tinkmom75]

what did the playground do to the kid that betrayed the trust, and made the kid cross him?

What?