Well that was a stellar 45 seconds .

[Fishbone†]

So I reach for some papers on my desk, bump my water bottle and douse the papers I’m working on. I quickly spin around to get some napkins out of my desk drawer. Flinging open the drawer I lodge my staple remover between the drawer organizer and desk top consequently strewing pens, pencils and little packets of salt all over my cube floor……audibly stringing out some G-rated expletives, I bend down to pick up the escapees only to bang my head on the edge of the desk. I have a headache, can I go home now????

 

[mtblujeans]

Ouch! Do you do back flips, too? Can someone take a picture??

 

[Curious]

I coulda done it in 20...

As for going home: only if you have a designated driver.