Policy analysts have a hilarious name for this speech already. It's called the "How to Distract Americans from $3.18/gallon Speech."
Aren't you feeling a little warm and fuzzy about the President now? After all, he is protecting you from those short undereducated brown non-english speaking people who drink and deface your streets as day-laborers, and are in direct competition with you for that $2/hour asparagus-picking job, right? (there are so many Americans quietly thinking that). Thank you, George, for stepping up to the plate on this one with a plan that sounds amazing in theory and is absolutely impossible to implement in practice. I was really dying to drop another $2B on this unenforcable task, so I can dig my future children further into the deficit - that deficit that will have ten times the impact on them as illegal immigrants ever will, given inflation and macroeconomics. By the way, George, while you are at it, please save us from the Canadians? That's another border that we're not enforcing in our sovereignity. I think back and remember a video of 9/11 terrorists passing through a security checkpoint in Portland, Maine ... didn't see them in Tijuana ...
One of the early drafts of last night's speech mentioned Mary Nagle, who was brutally killed by an illegal immigrant who was powerwashing her house. He was sentenced yesterday. Here's the kicker ... under George's plan, this immigrant would've qualified for expedited citizenship. Oops ... let's cut that from the speech. That being said, I do feel horrible for Mary Nagle's family and wish them much peace.
Lord save us from the immigrants.
- Dana (first generation)