Welcome to the Ya Ya Spa!!!!!

[lizdotcom99]

But I did not highlight all of that!! Oh well, I will have to try again sometime when there is someting funny to quote!! OK somebody...say something funny!! I'm waiting!!!!

 

[lizdotcom99]

Originally posted by 2bemarried
Liz you just forgot to close your quote box off.

 

[lizdotcom99]

I got it all figured out now!!! Gotta love the yaya's!!! Has PoohSue done the dance?????? Sorry, didn't mean to get off track there!!!! Anyway, thanks for your help ladies!!!!

 

[Pam]

Don't feel bad Liz - many, many times I've wanted to quote a bunch of paragraphs and only got the first sentence - so I've been doing it wrong, too!!

 

[lizdotcom99]

Oh wise ones, do give me and Pammy a lesson!!!

 

[Pam]

Hmmmm... has PoohSue done the dance? I don't recall her doing the Ritual Nekkid YaYa Initiation Dance.....

 

[4greatboys]

Originally posted by Pam

Beth - NO down anything - I have a severe allergy to duck, goose and chicken feathers - my throat starts to swell shut in less than 5 minutes! I almost died about 10 years ago from a down comforter my ILs bought us for Christmas!!

Pam do your inlaws not like you?? Trying to do you in?? I'll take care of them if you need me to

You people are just to mothy today and Im to tired to do a good ketchup so I'll do one later.

 

[lizdotcom99]

All men are to be lined up with your shirts off at 9 am sharp as I am going to have to inspect your nipples as a prerequistie to our big moving day. Please be sure to have all of the cabana boys prepared as well. I have opened a window or two to insure a nice cool breeze.......Pam, I think you might want to get somebody else to inpect the females......I am sure Alan would love a joblike that.....
Oh and what do I do about the crooked ones?

 

[lilboo]

Originally posted by 4greatboys
Trying to do you in?? I'll take care of them if you need me to

Maybe Deena could be the Cafe BOUNCER...as they say...don't mess with Texas.

 

[HughJackman'n'me]

I'm gone fer a day or two and I xome back to read about nipple inspections??!?!?!?!

What is this spa turning into ~ a MASSAGE PARLOR??!?!?

 

[Pam]

Pam do your inlaws not like you?? Trying to do you in?? I'll take care of them if you need me to

The jury is still out on that one. They didn't know - but as soon as I opened the gift - I knew it wasn't going to work. DH got all mad and said, "Those allergies were from when you were 10. You never like any of the gifts my parents buy us." So - I get all mad and slap on the comforter and in less than 5 minutes my throat is swelling shut! Big time scariness...... I grab the comforter and throw it in another room - run and get my inhaler - drink some Pepsi so the caffeine will get in my system..... went to the doctor the next day and he says 10 more minutes with that baby on my bed - I would have been a goner.

Liz - if they are crooked, just pierce the lopsided one.....

 

[Pam]

KImmar/Hugh.... worse - a Roadkill Cafe....

 

[lizdotcom99]

Originally posted by Pam
Liz - if they are crooked, just pierce the lopsided one..... [/B]

Is that what that "special" spatula is for??????

 

[Pam]

No, silly - just use the cleaver to do the piercing..... the spatula is for scraping up the roadkill from the road.......

 

[lizdotcom99]

You are not nice....are you????


Oh, and I never got the cleaver.....remember?

 

[Dan Murphy]

Originally posted by lizdotcom99
.........I never understood why they say O'Hare is a Chicago airpot, because it is in Rosemont....not Chicago...but close enough I guess........

O'Hare is in Chicago, Rosemont is adjacent to the airport.

http://www.ohare.com/ohare/home.asp

 

[Pam]

Oh dang it - I think we just got busted by the smut police, Dan Murphy....

 

[lizdotcom99]

I am SOOOOOO glad you were commenting on O'Hare rather than some other things that have been going on around here......whew....I thought I was gonna have sum 'splainin' to do!!! I still can't beleive O'Hare isin Chicago though....but I will take your word.....um, now I gotta go hide before he reads anymore of this thread!!!!

 

[4greatboys]

Originally posted by Pam
The jury is still out on that one. They didn't know - but as soon as I opened the gift - I knew it wasn't going to work. DH got all mad and said, "Those allergies were from when you were 10. You never like any of the gifts my parents buy us." So - I get all mad and slap on the comforter and in less than 5 minutes my throat is swelling shut! Big time scariness...... I grab the comforter and throw it in another room - run and get my inhaler - drink some Pepsi so the caffeine will get in my system..... went to the doctor the next day and he says 10 more minutes with that baby on my bed - I would have been a goner.

Now Pam we all know that you made your throat swell up on purpose just to not use the comforter from the in-laws and to make you dh mad I can tell you if it were my in-laws they would be trying to do me in for sure, lol. They have 2 dil and we will just say Im not the good one. My sil, Pam, is the favorite.
Im sorry my cabana boy will not be available for nipple inspection. Im the only one allowed anywhere near his nipples
Boo- I will be happy to be the bouncer. I enjoy kicking some butt for relaxation

 

[HughJackman'n'me]

Hey, I could work in the kitchen and prepare my specialty:

[size=medium]Critter-on-a-Stick[/size]
Batter dipped, deep-fried, served with fresh cole slaw and a mile-high pile of crispy french fries . . . I RE-A-A-A-LLY think it's beddy-bye time fer me!