Welcome to the Ya Ya Riverboat

[helenabear]

Welcome to the new home everyone!!!

Grab your cabana boys... and I mean your *own* cabana boys and find a new home along the beautiful waters of the Mighty Mississippi!!!!


And for all who want, the old home is here http://130.94.75.33/showthread.php?t=768582

 

[Pam]

Oooooooh my name is Pam and I live on the river.... with my Capt. Kippy who makes me skippy....... and I shall eat and drink and feel a little tippy........

 

[Pam]

I left a good job in the city, working for a man every night and day.....

But I never saw the good side of the city till I hitched a ride on a riverboat wheel...

Big wheels keep on turnin', Proud Mary keep on burnin'

Rollin'

Rollin'

Rollin down the river.......

 

[helenabear]

Oooooooh my name is Pam and I live on the river.... with my Capt. Kippy who makes me skippy....... and I shall eat and drink and feel a little tippy........

At least you picked the good one of the skaters

Now maybe on this boat I can get that little walmart hussy to keep her paws of my men

 

[KathyTX]

You know, this looks like fun!

 

[helenabear]

You know though, it's kind of scary, but the one song I think of now with big old ships and the like is "Sweet Home Alabama"

On our cruise out of Mobile, they played that song quite a lot before we set sail

Now I have two good songs stuck in my head

 

[Pam]

You know, this looks like fun!

We're looking for a Dance Hall Girl.... if you're interested.....

 

[Pam]

Join in with me Elaine, I need back up on the chorus and that leg and butt shakin' part........

 

[DISNEYFANRI]

Paula steps cautiously onto the riverboat being guided by 2 nameless cabana boys (ok so I forgot who they are) ....hate water but not gonna let my friends leave me standing on the docks.....

 

[helenabear]

Kathy sneated! It does look like fun and it will be
And I do agree, you would make a good Dance Hall Girl

Paula, don't worry, the boat is big, you won't even notice we're on the river

*Lainey runs up to join Pam*

 

[Pam]

Pam tosses a safety harness and flotation device (no, not my implants like the last time) to Paula's two nameless Cabana Boys. The Cabana Boys then graciously strap all items on Paula, hoist her in the air and make a grand entrance onto the riverboat, ala Cleopatra....

 

[helenabear]

Pam tosses a safety harness and flotation device (no, not my implants like the last time) to Paula's two nameless Cabana Boys. The Cabana Boys then graciously strap all items on Paula, hoist her in the air and make a grand entrance onto the riverboat, ala Cleopatra....

*mad applause from the crowd*

 

[DISNEYFANRI]

Note the peacock feathers - don't they bring out the color of my eyes????

Hello...???? Is anyone looking at me?? ....like you've never seen a cabana boy in Egyptian wear before.....puleeese!!!!!!!!

 

[shep]

You guys worry me sometimes...

 

[helenabear]

Paula, you look simply fabulous!!! Yes, the feathers do wonders for your eyes and look so nice with your skintone

btw, we've seen stranger out of cabana boys

Oh hush it, twit... you've known we were odd for years... you still talk to us

 

[shep]

Paula, you look simply fabulous!!! Yes, the feathers do wonders for your eyes and look so nice with your skintone

btw, we've seen stranger out of cabana boys

Oh hush it, twit... you've known we were odd for years... you still talk to us

Wouldn't have it any other way..

 

[Pam]

Pam moves over so Lainey can have a good spot at the railing... they begin their bump and grind routine... hear roars of shouting and mad applause. "We are the hit of the riverboat!" We give each other high fives and shake our thangs furiously. Pam accidently shakes hers too much and sends Lainey half way over the rail... I grab ahold of Lainey's garter belt and drag her back to safety.

While Elaine was dangling precariously over the rail, she spies Paula stealing our thunder as she makes her grand entrance onto the boat. Paula is covered in peacock feathers - and well.... not much else. Pam and Elaine are outraged......

OUTRAGED!!!! I tell ya...... Why.... that little hussy..... grabbing the spotlight. Paula is twisting and turning on the shoulders of her costumed Cabana Boys, waving, ala Miss America, to the assembled crowd. What's she doing now? Blowing kisses? Come on - you're kiddin' me....

Elaine reaches up and smacks Pam on the side of the head. SMACK! Ouch - that hurt, Lainey! "Why didn't we get to make the grand poohbah entrance?" she asks. Pam, still rubbing her head (well... Lainey has been working out, you know!) ponders this question. Pam doesn't have a clue why we didn't do this.

Pam and Elaine sit at the deck, all alone and watch as everyone flocks to the gangplank to welcome Paula and her entourage.

They are very sad Tina Turner wannabes......

Slowly the lightbulbs go off in their head - and at the same time they yell, "When in Egypt (while technically a riverboat on the Mississippi River....) do as the Egyptians! Pam and Elaine fluff their hair, adjust their clothing and start booging down the staircase singing, "Walk Like An Egyptian...."

 

[Pam]

You guys worry me sometimes...

Trust me -- we worry (and scare) ourselves all of the time!!


You the craps dealer, Shep?

 

[dizneenut]

Hey you crazy Ya Ya's. Nice boat.

*Off to round up my cabana boys, find a room, and hit the blackjack tables.*

 

[Tiger Lily 03]

Sittin' in the mornin' sun
I'll be sittin' when the evenin' come
Watching the ships roll in
And then I watch 'em roll away again, yeah

I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay
Watching the tide roll away
Ooo, I'm just sittin' on the dock of the bay
Wastin' time

Lily is waving at the rest of the Ya Yas! Ooooohhh yooooo hoooo! I'm over here!