It all started at 2:30 AM, 4/6/02, a Saturday.
Boarded airplane 5:45 AM in Philly. At 7:45 AM, deplaned aircraft, STILL IN PHILLY. Airplane broke down. Lucked out. Got a direct flight, 1st class, at about 8:30 AM. Keep in mind, we have the luggage from hell. Last 2 years, going to Orlando, 1 bag went to Pittsburgh, another bag went to Charlotte and my Golf Clubs had tags from 7 different cities. We will be OK this time.
In first class Shirley was not very Lady like. She fell asleep with her head on my lap and her feet in the window of the plane. Got to Orlando around 11 AM, go to baggage claim. NO LUGGAGE. All 4 bags are missing in action. The luggage from hell struck again.
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Disney Cruise people were great in Orlando. They kept us posted on our Cell Phone. NO LUGGAGE YET. If the bags don't make the Magic at 5 PM (anchors aweigh), we MIGHT see them in Sint Maarten/Saint Martin, 1st Port of Call, 2 1/2 days later.
At 6 PM the phone rang in our stateroom. A ray of light (kinda dim). Your luggage MAY be on board. Yes the luggage from hell made our room at 9:30 PM. My dearest Shirley, can we empty the bags so I can throw them overboard. I will buy new luggage. It hates us and will attack again. The Cruise was great. Shirley covered most of the bases.
Cruise ends (darn). We have our bags, going to spend a few days at DIZ. Shirley, see the look I am getting from the big bag. John, are you losing it.
Arrive at Dixie Landings, room 8540. Call Bellman. You can send our luggae up. Bellman; it's in your room 8082. UH OH---Shirley this $#%$$# luggage is evil and has a plan. It wants me to start smoking again. Bellman; something is wrong here "we have you in 4 different rooms". Now these bags are attacking others.
After 35 years I am still trying to figure out how we finished LAST in the Dating Game.
PS: A good investment---Walkie Talkies, they really are super. Especially when your spouse can get lost in a small room.
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