Weird but funny rules

[pirateprinces_dancer]

ok so i had a church lockin last night and it was girls and guys so our director cam up with a rule and it was "No Purple". we were all like 'what?'. so he said "guys are blue girls are red. what do u get when those mix?" so yeah and then if we saw anyone touching anyone we had to yell "PURPLE!!!" and yeah it was funny and then me and my friends were sitting in each others laps XD


but yeah what are some weird but funny rules that u have?

 

[AngienLuLu]

I love church lock ins.
They are so fun.

We dont really have any weird rules,
but we have a lot of fun!

 

[pirateprinces_dancer]

I love church lock ins.
They are so fun.

We dont really have any weird rules,
but we have a lot of fun!

hahahaha yeah i had sooo much fun. none of my girlfriends went so i hung out with a group of 6 of my guyfriends, hahaha it was fun.

 

[DollfieDreams]

oh yes. the "no purple rule" and then theres "navy blue" and "hot pink" and when you meantion that one, everyone suddenly moves far away from each other.

i think our silliest rule at work is our nails can only be a specific length, and we have to wear earrings that are smaller than a quarter. oh yes, and the disney look guide says that we must, at all times, wear appropriate undergarments to work as well as certain hygiene products. not a friendly suggestion..but a rule. :]

 

[pirateprinces_dancer]

oh yes. the "no purple rule" and then theres "navy blue" and "hot pink" and when you meantion that one, everyone suddenly moves far away from each other.

i think our silliest rule at work is our nails can only be a specific length, and we have to wear earrings that are smaller than a quarter. oh yes, and the disney look guide says that we must, at all times, wear appropriate undergarments to work as well as certain hygiene products. not a friendly suggestion..but a rule. :]

do u work at disney?

 

[Ms.Squeakers]

ok so i had a church lockin last night and it was girls and guys so our director cam up with a rule and it was "No Purple". we were all like 'what?'. so he said "guys are blue girls are red. what do u get when those mix?" so yeah and then if we saw anyone touching anyone we had to yell "PURPLE!!!" and yeah it was funny and then me and my friends were sitting in each others laps XD


but yeah what are some weird but funny rules that u have?

I had a bowling church lock in friday night until saturday morning

Ahhhaa thats clever!!

 

[DollfieDreams]

do u work at disney?

yep.

 

[PrincessEeyore]

ok so i had a church lockin last night and it was girls and guys so our director cam up with a rule and it was "No Purple". we were all like 'what?'. so he said "guys are blue girls are red. what do u get when those mix?" so yeah and then if we saw anyone touching anyone we had to yell "PURPLE!!!" and yeah it was funny and then me and my friends were sitting in each others laps XD

omg, they say that at my church too! i had a lockin last year and they were like no purple!!! that wasn't so bad though, before they told us that, they told us that we we're going to read the entire bible over the weekend . we looked at the coordinators like they were nuts!!! so they made us make an oval (there was about 65 kids) and sit on our knees, told us we couldnt slouch, and dimmed the lights. we must've sat there reading one at a time for 15 minutes before they told us it was a joke! it was NOT a funny joke.

 

[Ampris]

There's a rule at the mall that my brother loves to constantly remind our mom of that says no singing allowed, which she would be doing all the time if he hadn't stopped to read the plastic plaque-thing on the wall one day and now refuses to to let her get away with.

 

[K-Shong99]

Where my friend goes to school you can't dye your hair.
Not at all.
So if you 16 and happen to be going gray or something you can't cover it up.
You can't even have highlight.

I told her that would suck.
I had pink hair for two months.
I'd be kicked out fosho.

 

[Ms.Squeakers]

Last year my teacher wouldnt let us smile

No joke

she kept saying "WHY DO YOU ALL SMILE SO MUCH? OH MY LORD (i really wanted to sue her..) YOU GUYS SMILE SO DANG MUCH! STOP SMILING BEFORE I KICK YOU OUT OF MY ROOM" im like.....but..but..but....no!

 

[pirateprinces_dancer]

omg, they say that at my church too! i had a lockin last year and they were like no purple!!! that wasn't so bad though, before they told us that, they told us that we we're going to read the entire bible over the weekend . we looked at the coordinators like they were nuts!!! so they made us make an oval (there was about 65 kids) and sit on our knees, told us we couldnt slouch, and dimmed the lights. we must've sat there reading one at a time for 15 minutes before they told us it was a joke! it was NOT a funny joke.

hahahaha thats funny yeah me and my friends broke the purple rule alot haha i was so tired so i would just go to where they were sitting and lean up againsts them

 

[pirateprinces_dancer]

Last year my teacher wouldnt let us smile

No joke

she kept saying "WHY DO YOU ALL SMILE SO MUCH? OH MY LORD (i really wanted to sue her..) YOU GUYS SMILE SO DANG MUCH! STOP SMILING BEFORE I KICK YOU OUT OF MY ROOM" im like.....but..but..but....no!

i would die if any of my teachers did that XD

 

[Toujours]

Haha

 

[Ms.Squeakers]

i would die if any of my teachers did that XD

The first time she said that I thought she was joking..ahh but she wasnt

As far as me and my friends were concerned she was the devil.


She also had a bunch of other dumb rules...things that didnt make sense

We couldnt use the bathroom

that was a SCHOOL rule, there were lots of bathrooms in our school...and we werent allowed to use them. "Well...you were supposed to go before you left" "well yah lady..and then you eat lunch, have PE, drink lots of water, and your friends tell you funny jokes that make you have to use the bathroom"


errgg it was like "Gosh why put in bathrooms if youre not allowed to use them!"


agghh that school made me sick

but now i can laugh about it those poor little kids that are expirienceing that now....ha!!

 

[PrincessEeyore]

but now i can laugh about it those poor little kids that are expirienceing that now....ha!!

haha . positive thinking! she's not your problem any more! seriously, a teacher like that would drive me nuts!

 

[pirateprinces_dancer]

We couldnt use the bathroom

what grade was that in?

 

[Ms.Squeakers]

what grade was that in?

6th when some of us were goign through..erm...girlie stuff for the first time and it was a messs.....

 

[Ms.Squeakers]

haha . positive thinking! she's not your problem any more! seriously, a teacher like that would drive me nuts!

She did

She was messed up

Her eyes...were yellow...and...she...flirted...with my guy friends..and....she...was really gross..and she made us be her servants...pouring her water and stuff

Gosh i hated last year we even wrote a hate book about her and she found it one day and it was really funny..and then... the last day of school we hid her shoes in the air vent..but when we came back to find them because we were in deep trouble...one of them was gone (still is..) they were hideous shoes...black with...puke green koosh balls attached to the end

I mean normally i am like one of the most "OK" type person...but...she was terrible

 

[PrincessEeyore]

6th when some of us were goign through..erm...girlie stuff for the first time and it was a messs.....

awwwwwwwww...what perfect timimg.
nice touch though, hiding her ugly black & green shoes in the air vent. Very clever .