Haha. My wife does me the same way.
Her impression of me at WDW:
"Step, step, step. Stop. Frame shot. Click. Step, step, step. Stop. Frame shot. Click." Repeat ad nauseum.
Her impression of me at WDW at night:
"Step, step, step. Stop. Unfold tripod. Snap camera onto tripod mount. Frame shot. Adjust shutter setting for current lighting. Click. Check result. Alter shutter speed just in case. Click. Unsnap camera. Fold up tripod. Step, step, step." Repeat ad nauseum.