Wednesday's Where in Disney Am I riddle?

[lewdyan1]

For the old farts on the riddle thread!

This is a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida...
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her
car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She
dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream
at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get
out of the car!"

The four men didn't wait for a second invitation.. They got out and ran
like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her
shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat.
She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition.

She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why...For the same
reason she did not understand why there was a football, a Frisbee and
two 12 packs in the front seat...

A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces
farther down.

She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to
report her mistake. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't
stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four
pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman
described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white
hair and carrying a large handgun.

No charges were filed.

MORAL OF THE STORY?
If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it memorable!

 

[Lars624]

cause of course....it takes one to know one!

Oh Puhleez!!!
Donna pure as the driven snow????
Where is that puking smiley when I need it

 

[Loubon]

I am not a Claymate

Who little old innocent me? Pure as the driven snow I tell you!

cause of course....it takes one to know one!

See, I even have non-riddlin' (or Ritalin as it may be) support!

Hey!

 

[L107ANGEL]

See, I even have non-riddlin' (or Ritalin as it may be) support!



Hey!

Did you just Dis yourself?

 

[Loubon]

Did you just Dis yourself?

I'm trying to stay one step ahead around here.

 

[mickeyfan1]

Who little old innocent me? Pure as the driven snow I tell you!

Yeah, well I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

 

[CdnDisneyNut]

Mikey: my you look nice today!

Donna

Why are you being so nice

 

[firstmickey]

Yeah, well I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

Bwahahahahhahaaaaaaa


Now THAT's funny!

 

[L107ANGEL]

Yeah, well I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

That was a good one! May I borrow it?

 

[mickeyfan1]

That was a good one! May I borrow it?

Of course! Just don't put it on a T shirt and wear it to WDW!

 

[debloco]

Forgot to say that I'm in My TU beat me here by a whole page!

I'm in good company in 1965 with Lars

 

[horsegirl]

I pm'd ya- wrote about this one just today!

 

[firstmickey]

horsegirl: to the riddle! I pm'ed you all the "rules" except I forgot to tell you that making fun of Lou is mandatory!

 

[L107ANGEL]

horsegirl: to the riddle! I pm'ed you all the "rules" except I forgot to tell you that making fun of Lou is mandatory!

Not hust here though, Right?

 

[Breezy_Carol]

I am taking offense to the age comments.

 

[Lars624]

Not hust here though, Right?

No Way......if we're nice to him on other threads he'll start to expect it here too.............and we can't allow that to happen!!

 

[Lars624]

I am taking offense to the age comments.

LY/MI

 

[Loubon]

Yeah, well I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

Oh yeah? Well I used to be Dopey and.....oh wait...that doesn't work...

Nevermind.

 

[horsegirl]

horsegirl: to the riddle! I pm'ed you all the "rules" except I forgot to tell you that making fun of Lou is mandatory!

Thanks Donna! But golly willikers, that'll be tough makin' fun o' sweet lil' Lou, seeing as all he does is go

Loubon, ya' know I love ya' you clever clever little man.

 

[firstmickey]

Geez, Lou...is there ANYBODY who DOESN'T know you?????