Gram....you are the hooooooooty master!
(but I was rooting for you, Monica)
Joey...you are seriously cracking me up today.
Alan...I don't even dare comment on you. Where's the keep my mouth shut smilie??? lol
Proudmom...

to the riddle....and Dyan says you need a nickname. Tell us all about you or post something stupid like the rest of us so we can give you one!