Wednesday's Wacky Riddle

[shamrock bunch]

Jennifer:

 

[L107ANGEL]

I think I know this one.

Thats the thanks I get

 

[Madaboutthemouse]

Good Morning Riddlers! I'm IN!

 

[MerryPoppins]

I'm IN.

 

[shamrock bunch]

Kelly:

MP:

 

[Pop Daddy]

Angel doesnt give good hints

 

[L107ANGEL]

Angel doesnt give good hints

 

[piglet too]

My PM has been sent, and I am IN!!!

 

[shamrock bunch]

Kirsten:

Hey - where has Tooty and Horsey been lately?

 

[L107ANGEL]

Kirsten:

Hey - where has Tooty and Horsey been lately?

Good question!

 

[debloco]

PM sent, I'm in!

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

PM sent and I am IN.

btw, Horsey's family lost a pet last week, and another is not doing well. Her furbabies are very important to her and the fam, so I think she is just taking a break.

 

[shamrock bunch]

Amy:

Deb:

to Horsey!

 

[L107ANGEL]

We will never hit woo hooty at this pace. Don't make me tell you the beer story

 

[shamrock bunch]

Alan:

Beer story?? Now you have me interested.......

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

I tried the olde phonebooke but that didn't work so I've got another guess.

 

[shamrock bunch]

Duckfan:

 

[L107ANGEL]

Alan:

Beer story?? Now you have me interested.......

I am sure Tara won't mind me copy and pasting my Lucille Blonde Ball moment so here it is.

I don't drink coffee but still need caffeine so I drink 2 cans of diet coke every morning and the rest of the day I only drink water. A couple of months ago I decided to live on the wild side and grab another soda for the road on my way to work.
So here I am driving down the highway and I pop open the can and take a big gulp. Once it hit my mouth I realized it was beer and went into panic.
Do I swallow a beer at 7:30 in the morning or spit it out the window and risk it getting on my car?! So I swallow.
Next panic attack rushed in and it was due to the open container laws in PA. I pull over and spill the beer out. Phew, that was close.
Go to work and I am in my office when my boss comes in and asks for help with his tie pin. I get up and while I am fixing it we are talking. Next thing I know a look of shock comes over his face and he looks me right in the eyes and says, "Have you been drinking!??"
I wanted to die!

 

[lewdyan1]

 

[L107ANGEL]

It could happen to anyone