There was once a snail who was sick and
tired of his reputation for being so slow.
He decided to get some fast wheels to make
up the difference. After shopping around
a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z
was the car to get. So the snail goes to
the nearest Datsun dealer and says he
wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it
repainted "240-S".
The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"
The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail.
I want everybody who sees me roaring past
to know who's driving."
Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the
unique opportunity to sell a car to a
snail, so he agrees to have the car
repainted for a small fee.
The snail gets his new car and spent
the rest of his days roaring happily down
the highway at top speed. And whenever
anyone would see him zooming by, they'd
say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"
