Yeesh, I feel ya! I was a bartender for years and I can tell you the men who hang out at bars at 11:30am are the losers who will hit on anything that moves. I mean, dudes drinking before noon on a weekday generally haven’t been making the best life decisions, ya know? Can you tell I wasn’t a fan of the morning shifts?

Fortunately, they usually moved on once the strip clubs opened for the day!