I suggest that we have Cardinal Month. That's right, a month all about VMK's favorite player and Aengus' favorite singer. During the course of Cardinal Month:
~The Partners Statue becomes a statue of me holding a sign that says "Bow Down!"
~Everyone is required to use correct grammar and punctuation. The word "succotash" is banned from spoken word, prose, and thought.
~Be on the lookout for Host games like "Spin for Cardinal Feather" and events like the VMK "Card-A-Thon," a lag-inducing ride-a-thon where everyone is required to build and/or ride a version of "Adventures Thru Inner Space."
~The music in every public room and guest room will be replaced by "I Feel Pretty."
~The polls on the front page will be replaced by Cardinal's signature random food-related polls.
~All of the Hidden Mickeys become imprints of Cardinal's face.
~Cardinal and everyone on his friends list gets an inferno, except for Aengus. He doesn't get one.
~All hosts must match what I am wearing. CONFORM!
~I have to wear the old staff uniform all month, and then I get to keep it.
~All NPC's praise me in their credit-giving messages.
~The Gator Waitor's special words will be "Cardinal," "Cardinal is lava," and "Cardinal is more lava than Aengus and he feels prettier."
~All quests will be required to have a question related to me and my habit of eating socks.
~TICM, Turn Into Cardinal Magic, will go on sale for 3000 credits.
~All of the game names follow a theme of having the word Cardinal in them:
"Cardinal Cruise, Cardinals of the Carribbean, Cardinal Fireworks Remixed, and Cardinal's Jazzy Saxophone Music Game."
~The Partners Statue becomes a statue of me holding a sign that says "Bow Down!"
~Everyone is required to use correct grammar and punctuation. The word "succotash" is banned from spoken word, prose, and thought.
~Be on the lookout for Host games like "Spin for Cardinal Feather" and events like the VMK "Card-A-Thon," a lag-inducing ride-a-thon where everyone is required to build and/or ride a version of "Adventures Thru Inner Space."
~The music in every public room and guest room will be replaced by "I Feel Pretty."
~The polls on the front page will be replaced by Cardinal's signature random food-related polls.
~All of the Hidden Mickeys become imprints of Cardinal's face.
~Cardinal and everyone on his friends list gets an inferno, except for Aengus. He doesn't get one.
~All hosts must match what I am wearing. CONFORM!
~I have to wear the old staff uniform all month, and then I get to keep it.
~All NPC's praise me in their credit-giving messages.
~The Gator Waitor's special words will be "Cardinal," "Cardinal is lava," and "Cardinal is more lava than Aengus and he feels prettier."
~All quests will be required to have a question related to me and my habit of eating socks.
~TICM, Turn Into Cardinal Magic, will go on sale for 3000 credits.
~All of the game names follow a theme of having the word Cardinal in them:
"Cardinal Cruise, Cardinals of the Carribbean, Cardinal Fireworks Remixed, and Cardinal's Jazzy Saxophone Music Game."
Uhhhh. Cardinal, your Responsible 
Maybee. we should SABOTAGE you. 
