WDWWDS - Crystal Clear

[Steve H.]

Originally posted by wdwoldtimer
Yeah I heard Bolton's a great town....you have a really talented mayor too I heard....

Mayor of Bolton, Ontario

Which reminds ME of a movie quote:

Michael Bolton: Yeah, well, at least you're name isn't Michael Bolton.

Samir: You know, there's nothing wrong with that name.

Michael Bolton: There WAS nothing wrong with it. Until I was about 12 years old, and that no-talent-***-clown BECAME famous and started winning Grammy's.

 

[apnic]

OMG! Office Space! I loooove that movie!

Swingline stapler. Has anyone seen my stapler?

-AP

 

[wdwoldtimer]

ROFLMAO...

"Why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?"
"No way, why should I change it?? He's the one who sucks!"

Ok how about...

"That's great! You know, you got a lovely family and I'm a God-damn amalgam!"

 

[madonna31]

ah geez Steve - that counts, your half Canadian!

nah...you don't have to listen to Clay I swear - whats your preference? I'll make sure that I have it in my player before you come over...

as for our Mayor OT - at least he's not like that twit mayor of Chicago who think's Canada is (and I quote) "overseas..."

 

[wdwoldtimer]

Whaddya mean "twit"? Canada IS overseas....if you go the long way.

 

[Steve H.]

What's the long way? Via England?

 

[springsteenmickey]

Ya, Americans landed on the moon just like Saddam had weapons of mass destruction, Bill Clinton was faithful, Gary Hart didn't have a thing for rice, Nixon wasn't a crook and JFK never slept with Marilyn Monroe.

Cathy, fellow Canadian, buddy, pal, life long firend - how about one Canuck helping out another. Do you think you can put ina good word for me so that I can have one of those Dis Board banning wand things, I'll promise not to misuse it. Please

 

[CathyCanada]

Springsteen, you silly boy, it is NOT a wand, it is the big red button. btw, how much you willing to pay?

OT, you serious? Cool, I'll start stocking up. On our May trip, I was told that if I stocked up on Canadian cigarettes, I could make a fortune selling them to the Canadian CMs at WDW I am thinking there could be some serious money in this Black Market business.

Sandy, I have to stick around to make sure y'all behave. Too many people here are "offering" to be the adult, makes me very suspicious!!!

Maybe the Chicago mayor thought Lake Michigan was a "sea"??

CC

 

[springsteenmickey]

Springsteen, you silly boy, it is NOT a wand, it is the big red button. btw, how much you willing to pay?

How about $5 CND, 1 Beaver Tail, 1 bottle of Labatts, 1 bottle of Molsons, 1 XL Tim Horton’s coffee, 1 4x6 picture of the Canada Arm, 1 Totem Pole, 1 lumber-jack jacket (you can have the guy too if that will sweeten the deal), 1 Atlantic salmon (if you don’t like salmon you can always sell it on ebay), 1dart board resembling Jean Chretien, 1 Don Cherry tie for that special someone, and finally 1 free admittance to any NHL team’s dressing room before the game. Oh what the heck, I’ll also throw in a Toonie!

 

[madonna31]

Feel free to hang out with us nimrods as long as you please Cathy and since your gonna stick around, what can I get ya? A glass of IASW '71, POC '71 or SM '03?

OT - if you can't cough up the 100 bucks, the least you could do is make me top harem girl

Cathy - before we get to introductions - one very important thing has to be answered for sheer bragging rights:

Who's da man - Ruben or Clay?!?

 

[wdwoldtimer]

That's a silly question, M. You didn't even include the TRUE American Idol....Joooooooliaaahhhhhh. And I don't know about the 100 bucks....if anyone I think Jas was the responsible party.

CC, there actually is a guy here that has a connection up there and sells Coffee Crisps for a couple bucks US$ each. And the "odd" flavored chips like pickle and ketchup can't be found anywhere. People would pay a fortune for them I bet. I guess you're more culturally advanced up there with all those delicacies...must be the French influence.

 

[springsteenmickey]

OT, I hate to see a fellow North American going through Coffee Crisp withdrawal thus I have added the following ebay link for your dining pleasure.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2329974087&category=38174
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2330308549&category=14307

psst, OT, I know someone in the trucking industry, a piason. Slip me a fin and I'll see that 'eyes' are looking the other way at the border

 

[CathyCanada]

springsteen, you drive a hard bargain, but I'm not sure that I can sell mine, sentimental value you know, I've had it 5 years..... but then if this Black Market/e-bay (isn't it the same thing?) business works out, we just may be able to strike a deal.

The POC '71 (it was a very good year) for me please and I refuse to answer the Ruben/Clay question, they are both very talented young men.

OT, I knew that French influence HAD to be good for something (and before anyone screams at me, I AM half-French Canadian!)

CC

 

[madonna31]

A glass of POC '71 coming right up for CC (the person; not the circle...)

hummm...not to sure if we allow tie's for AI pick's around here...ah what the hey - no one's told poor old OT's fifteen other personalities that Julia Goulia wasn't even in the tip 5 yet...

And I don't know about the 100 bucks....if anyone I think Jas was the responsible party.

Hey, hey, hey - who's the fellow Canadian in this outfit????

 

[CathyCanada]

Hey if anyone is getting big bucks for me being here.....it should be me!!!!! Betting on whether or not I would show up, huh? Interesting.
CC

 

[springsteenmickey]

Hey if anyone is getting big bucks for me being here.....it should be me!!!!! Betting on whether or not I would show up, huh? Interesting.

Ok, who told!. I just want you to know Cathy that I always believed that you would find out by page 7 that is why I took page 7 in the Crystal Clear Pool, OT and Madonna took page 175. Don't you shut down the thread after 150 pages? I really don't know what OT and Madonna were getting at

French Canadian eh? I guess there could be worse things. You could have said you were all Frenchpsst, Cathy, I just don't want the others to think I am going soft here, you know I am only joking!. So back to the wand, what if I throw in my services to wash your windows, your yard work for 2 weeks, wash your dishes and cook you dinner for 1 month!

 

[CathyCanada]

What about laundry? Do you do laundry? You're driving a hard bargain here, Bruce!
CC

 

[Miss Jasmine]

Okay I saw my name. What did I do NOW??!!??!!

I don't remember taking part in any illegal gambling. That's so not me. Where is that angel smilie????

 

[madonna31]

Betting on whether or not I would show up, huh? Interesting.

Not exactly...you see I said that you liked us, OT said that you hated us...I said "no she doesn't" he said "yes she does"....so he said "prove it..." I said - "well if she becomes a WDWWDS member - that should be proof enough..." he agreed. I know your not exactly a member yet...but I guarantee if you stick around - I really believe you will like us nimrods - you being like the best mod there is and all....(and the fact that your Canadian has NOTHING to do with the fact that I think your the bestest mod... )

So - OT...cough it up...and you 'aint getting off easy by paying in Canadian funds - Amercian or nothin baby - that is unless you wanna go double or nothing on something else...you can pay me via paypal if that's easier for you...

 

[wdwoldtimer]

Nuthin wrong with French Canadians....I'm 1/4 French Canadian myself. That probably explains the Coffee Crisp addiction.

Senator...I mean Madonna...I have no recollection of the conversation which you are referring to. Furthermore, I did NOT have sex with with that woman, it is a complete fabrication. On the advice of counsel, I would like to exercise my Fifth Amendment rights in regards to any further questions on the grounds that it may incriminate me. {those 8 years of having a Clinton in the White House come in handy}