WDW Water!!!

[WDWCrazzyCunninghams]

I like the water at the Kali RIver Rapids.....sort of gives you RUSH of refreshness!

I am so glad I found The WDWWDS!!!

Sending in my membership ASAP!!

Wanna have those water botles and pins before our June Trip!

 

[Miss Jasmine]

A water that I am most interested in trying is the water from the fountain in the GCH at the Poly. I'm sure it will be a nice tropical blend.

 

[Higgs22]

I also want to highly recommend the water at Shark Reef at Typhoon Lagoon....
A rare treat...full of fishy goodness!

 

[wdwoldtimer]

Jas, I've tried a sample of GCH water at the Poly!! It has a slight pineapple flavor. Very tropical and fruity. You'll love it.

Leota, true cold healing water can be tough to come by at WDW. The most powerful source can be found in Epcot. I warn you it is extremely rare and difficult to obtain. The runoff from the moisture and snow in Ice Station Cool is proving to have extreme healing powers. Our WDWWDS VP of R&D did some analysis a couple years ago and arrived at some amazing conclusions. Check with Higgs

The quickest way to intake this precious elixir is by eating the snow found on the walkways. If that is not to your liking, you can take a large sponge and soak up any moisture found on the walls and mixed with the snow and then squeeze it into your bottle.

disykat, I'm sorry to hear you're having trouble drinking from the fountains. I suggest you file a report with our Director of Security, Miss Jasmine. I'm sure she can recommend ways to avoid that problem.

 

[Higgs22]

Just checking in...
wdwoldtimer is right...we at the WDWWDS have found that the waters of Ice Station Cool, though hard to get at, do in fact have some mild healing powers...just use the method outlined by wdwoldtimer and you will start to feel the effects in 2-3 days...

Additionally, we have some preliminary indications that the waters used in Summit Plummet at Blizzard Beach may also have some of the same properties...we are still doing research on this...watch this space for more details

 

[catsrule]

Any of the kiddies' pools at the resorts is good too, the more babies in it the better it tastes.

 

[Granny]

Carrying the tremendous burden of safeguarding the interests of our Senior Citizens, I must say that some of the responses on this thread have seemed somewhat capricious. Don't you know that there are many fragile, elderly folks out there just waiting for some magic elixir to restore their youth? And you hold out this unproven urban myth of various healing agents in the WDW water!

Believe me, if there was a fountain of youth there, I'd of found it by now and distributed it to my constituents. But fear not, I'll keep looking.

You can cross the moat water around the castle in MK off of the list....it has no medicinal value, but does have that wonderful gunpowdery taste found in waters beneath fireworks world wide!

 

[IASW Rider]

Well, Granny, I admire your dedication to protecting the interests of senior citizens worldwide.

I don't know about medicinal properties, but I've recently discovered the joy of drinking directly from the large tanks in The Living Seas - each sip is like having an entire meal!

 

[Rajah]

Granny -- Have you tried the water from It's A Small World? I've heard that might have some youth-restoring properties.

Or the water from the Mermaid's Lagoon in Peter Pan's Flight also contains some of that "never-grow-up" youth restoration. That is *very* hard to get, though. You have to hit it just at the right time, when the second star to the right is shining, in order to have a chance of getting any water from the Mermaid's Lagoon.

 

[Higgs22]

I have an important announcement from the R & D team at the WDWWDS....Until further notice...the water in the Manatee exhibit at the Living Seas is off limits...This is due to enviornmental concerns to protect the endangered Manatee...we are feverishly working to come up with a rationing solution to balance both the needs of the manatees and members of the WDWWDS...
BTW IASW..you may still safely drink the water in the rest of the Living Seas....

 

[DisneyJen]

Higgs, I hope you and our crack R&D team are able to come up with a solution ... and soon since we are having a run on memberships. Between this and the 20K Leagues Under the Seas rationing we could have a marketing catastrophe

Or is this just another one of our beloved founder's key marketing strategies that he hasn't share with the marketing department. Sort of like the "new" Coke recipe

 

[IASW Rider]

Don't worry, Higgs - I will stay away from the manatee tank. I hadn't sampled the water from that tank, anyway - those manatees can be pretty scary when they're eating their large heads of lettuce, and I wanted to stay out of their way! I prefer the coral reef tank, anyway - more water to be had, in there!

 

[Miss Jasmine]

Please let me know if you are having trouble accessing any water sites because of pesky CMs or guests. It is my job to insure the safety of all our WDWWDS members. And this is a duty I take quite seriously.

The first safety bulletin I would like to post is of course, stay out of the manatee tank until further notice. Thank you for your cooperation.

 

[WDW Poly Princess]

I must say, water from the 7 seas lagoon is my personal favorite, but oh how that water from the Rivers of America (On the way to Tom Sawyer Island) quenches your thirst on a hot day! And you can just tell by the look of the water on the Jungle cruise that its full of vitamins and minerals! Yummy!

 

[IASW Rider]

WDW Poly Princess - yes, the Seven Seas Lagoon water is a personal favorite of mine, as well. I think that the reason that we enjoy it so much is that it's fed by the all-American wholesomeness of the Rivers of America! Grab a straw and join me on the Poly dock for some Lagoon water sipping!

As VP of International Affairs, I must promote the waters of the Jungle Cruise, World Showcase Lagoon, Kali River Rapids, El Rio De Tiempo, the Maelstrom......and of course IASW, as well! Sample the unique and individual flavors of the International waters of WDW! They are cultural experiences unto themselves!

 

[helenabear]

Rider, you just mentioned my second favorite water spot... El Rio Del Tiempo... that really is some of the best water I have experienced. It is right behind Seven Seas Lagoon and Maelstrom is right after El Rio Del Tiempo for me. International waters always have something different about them that set them apart from the rest

 

[IASW Rider]

Yes, Helenabear, it must be that multi-continental flavor that pleases the pallette so much!

(Since I'm still afraid to ride the Maelstrom, might as well drink the water there!)

 

[Higgs22]

An update from the WDWWDS research and development team....
The water in the Manatee tank at the Living Seas has been ruled safe to drin...BUT since there are no extraordinary properties to this water...we are still recommending that WDWWDS members avoid this water...this is in the best interest of the manatees...since if the water level in the tank is seriously depleted, it could damage their health....besides, do you REALLY want partially digested lettuce in your water...

The better news is we have found a much underutilized source of water in the Magic Kingdom...Extensive research has discovered that the water pouring off the wheel of Harper’s Mill on Tom Sawyer Island tastes like lemonade...try some and see!!
Enjoy!

 

[amandadaddy]

Okay, so I'm a late bloomer, but as a member of the WDWWDS/A board I felt obligated to make a contribution:

STAY AWAY FROM EL RIO DEL TIEMPO!!!!!! Gee Whiz, haven't you folks ever heard of Montezuma's revenge?

I suppose kiddie pools are fine for the novice, but the flavor can be unpredictable, like the proverbeal box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get! The same could be said for all "open-access" sources of water. Yes even the mote (sp?) at Cinderella's Castle ( need I remind you of the guard at the Love Shack and his need for relief ). Why even the H2O of IASW has to be suspect because all those little folks from all those different countries with the sound of running water so prevalent have never been seen absent from their posts!

So which water is the best? I humbly submit, as VP of Wildlife Preservation, that water drank from the spitting camels of Aladdin is superior to all others. Yes, I know, it can be difficult to catch a mouthful and you do run the risk of a neck injury, but the best things in life are worth the extra effort. Sometimes you have to choose to do more than hang over the side of a launch with a Crazystraw, besides, this makes the Camel an even more useful critter than it already is!

 

[wdwoldtimer]

Rajah, funny you should mention the possible youth restoration properties of IASW. Unfortunately our technical team has found this to be untrue. Granny tried it early on with the same hopes, but the only effect it had was to make him shake his butt and wave his hands back and forth incessantly with an eerie smile on his face, all while humming some familiar tune over and over and over again. Luckily the effect wore off after a couple weeks.

Three cheers to Higgs' crack research team to post the latest warning about the manatee water. Not only is it for environmental concerns, there are unconfirmed reports of some of the past drinkers starting to look and act like manatees. It's best to heed Higgs' warning lest you your loved ones sense a disquieting metamorphosis when they look at you. But this would be the least of your problems. If our head of security catches anyone breaking WDWWDS mandates, good heavens, I would not want to be in your shoes. She is one individual you DON'T want to cross. Let's just say the last member to break the rules still has to drink water from a straw.

What are these grumblings from the Marketing department? Isn't it Marketing's job to put the right spin on everything, including this catastrophic issue with the manatee water and the unprecedented run on sub water? Let you hair down, babe! Let the creative juices flow. I'm sure you can come up with a way to turn this into something positive. And where's our WDWWDS logo, by the way?!?

I'm thinking we need to start distributing our newsletter in multiple languages in order to boost our international presence. We need to send you on a road trip, IASW Rider. Can you speak French and do you feel like spending your honeymoon in Tahiti? I have to check with our CFO to see if it's in the budget...wait....we don't have a CFO yet!

Who has an accounting background and experience in managing multi-million dollar budgets for a non-profit organization?!?