Heres the shin guards Ot, in fact shinguards for everyone. Just remember If you never get hurt you're not playing hard enough. It sounds like with that nasty gash you may be playing plenty hard already.
Gilligan once found a totem pole with a likeness of him on the top. It belonged to a tribe of headhunters who, of course, showed up on the island and captured the castaways. What was the name of the tribe and for super duper bonus points...what was the phrase that Gilligan tried to memorize which meant "free the prisoners"??
My boss lets me off 30 minutes early, I have a rousing night of tv, and this is what I return to see? Shin-kicking and Jay having his way with some fairies (of the tag variety)? Geez, you people need to get out and have a drink (of water).
No, the pledges did not revolt and duct tape me to the keg. But some keg-hugging was involved (as were blindfolds) and some props were used. And I always like to keep my behind right in front of me. No... wait.. I always like to keep my past under my behind. No... wait... I always like to stay behind my past... ah never mind.
And what did I say about Gilligan questions?
So, as I'm sitting here in my home office (yes, I do have one of those), watching the river of water (rain, rain go away) form in the area formerly known as the complex parking lot/driveways, it reminds me that I have just 5 days until I jet off to paradise. Alone. With a big, silly grin on my face.
"And I think to myself... what a wonderful world.... Yeesssss."
-MrsAPalm
OT, was that the big color TV?
And Jay, I say they ate Cindy first because of her annoying voice. I think they would have even spared Tiger to get rid of her.
At first I thought they should eat Alice since she's not a family member, but if you think about it, she's the one who knows how to best prepare a meal, so they can't get rid of her.