I am the OP, sorry for not responding earlier, but to be honest when this thread hit 9 pages I figured it was pretty much played out and didn't follow it any more. I was shocked to see it out to 15 pages.
1. I can't believe people take this so personally!
2. I think it's absolutely natural to compare Disney to Universal. They certainly compete with each other, and they compete for our time, attention, and money. You're welcome to feel that - for you - Disney and Universal are complimentary apples and oranges. For ME, I have limited time and money for Orlando theme park diversion and I have to figure out how to allot my time. And in my opinion, I far prefer Disney. I also pointed out why I thought others might prefer USO.
3. I'm not discouraging anyone from going to USO. In fact, I specifically said in a later post that it's probably a good idea. But part of having an online community is to share opinions and perspectives. We try to let each other know what to expect. I gave my opinion, and others are of course welcome to disagree (though I'm absolutely amazed at the tone! If people get this worked up about theme parks, no wonder Democrats and Republicans can't get along).
4. Once and for all - HAVING AN OPINION, even a strong one, DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE BIASED! Biased means there is some reason which prevents you from forming an objective opinion. I'm not biased, and was not biased when I went. I was completely open to both experiences. I was LOOKING FORWARD to going to Universal and frankly EXPECTED TO LIKE IT MORE. I'm not "creating magic" in my heart for one over the other, or other things people have accused me of.
It's really very simple. I had an objective experience at both and thought Universal pretty much stunk in comparison.
5. My problem with the hotel - which was the ON SITE Pacific - was:
a. I felt it was overpriced. I had a similar room off site for $80. Is it a good deal compared to Disney resorts. I don't know. I just stayed at a lot of places and thought it wasn't worth $240.
b. I felt nickeled and dimed. Pay a lot for a room. Pay for parking. $7 for bottled water. Expensive breakfast. Etc. I'm sure everyone will argue with this because that's how hotels are... but I'm just comparing my experience with other hotels I stayed at during the same trip. The ratio of money spent to services received was far worse there than anywhere else. NOW I don't spend a lot of time in the pool or use a lot of specific amenities. If you do, your mileage may vary.
6. The Express comparison. I don't know the details of how Universal manages it, but I see no mention of them shutting it down after a certain number have been sold. Therefore there is no specific control total holders or any way to smooth the returning people over time. Maybe they have controls that I could not detect. On the other hand, Disney's is free, open to everyone, limited, and spread over time which prevents pile ups. There was an hour wait with Express at the Ripsaw falls ride at Universal. Granted, Disney's isn't always completely smooth, but an hour plus? I haven't seen it.
7. I'm guessing that Universal's cheaper resident rate means that on weekends, when I was there, you get a different crowd mix that at Disney. Point is, that's what I saw. I'm not crazy, or blind. Maybe it was a strange couple of days. Maybe that's not representative. But I saw what I saw.
8. I was very careful to say "MY definitive review" when I posted. Granted, it may be a bit ambiguous, but I said "MY" on purpose. It's only my opinion - but for me it is definitive. USO has lost the majority of my business, though I will be back to see Potter.
9. Read my posts, both here and in other threads. Form your own opinion as to whether I'm a troll, or just a person with an opinion.
In summation: I thought USO sort of sucked. USO lovers have no right or reason to suggest I'm biased. I suggest any theme park lover visit both to form their own opinion. But, if your sensibility is similar to mine, I'd be careful to budget more than a couple of days there until you've had a chance to see if it's really your cup of tea.