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I am far too busy collecting fast passes to sell on ebay to manage my large Brazilian tour group riding segways.
 
So I am gonna sit by the sidelines while breast feeding my child on a leash in public after pool hopping to use my refillable mug from my last trip while parked at the contemporary.

Don't forget all those condiment packets you dumped in your bag at the CS counters - you just never know when you'll need an extra 20 or 30 packets of ketchup.

DisFlan
 

I am far too busy collecting fast passes to sell on ebay to manage my large Brazilian tour group riding segways.

Next time you guys get on Pirates, leave the segways outside--they were blocking the on-ride video I took w/ my super bright lcd screen video camera. I would have asked you guys to move them, but I was too busy talking on my cell phone!
 
I am far too busy collecting fast passes to sell on ebay to manage my large Brazilian tour group riding segways.

But you forgot to mention bringing in your dog (because to you he/she is you baby) in a stroller because he/she is tiny and you want people to notice. :lmao:

And what about allowing your child to cry/scream and hit other people and doing nothing about it. Because after all "Disney is for KIDS". And of course YOUR children do not have to stand in line :eek: .

And I might have missed it, but were you wearing your bikini around the park and telling people "if you don't like it don't look"?

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
Some people by nature are polite and rule abiders...others notsomuch. If anyone on this forum gives inaccurate information on purpose, then it is more of a personality issue---much like posting to stir up trouble or maybe because they are simple lonely and want some attention. Some people may also give out inaccurate information by accident. When this happens there are usually a few more replies right behind them gently setting them straight or giving another view point or experience. Me thinks that the OP might have trouble playing well with others...
 
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Too funny! I would also make sure you bathe in the fountain, take several hours in the bathroom with disinfectant and post it notes and wear your pyjamas all day long WITHOUT a bra.
 
Me thinks that the OP might have trouble playing well with others...

Nah, not so much, but thanks anyway.:dance3: Now, excuse me while I "play" with others who are enjoying themselves by making light about frequent overly serious issues...:banana:
 
oooh ooh, I almost forgot!

Don't forget to "sneak" your 3 year old without paying and park in the AAA lot with the pass you bought off Ebay!

:lmao:
 
Well after I finished laughing so hard after wiping my tears, I made a lettuce salad with homemade thousand island dressing (those ketcup packets do come in handy). I do love Disney's condiment bars. Plus I washed the salad down with lemonade made out of lemon slices and sugar packets. Does that make me cheap or frugal?:rotfl:
 
Never a braver soul did I meet...:goodvibes
I had the most hilarious talk with WDW customer service this morning!

She thought I was kidding about the fights people get into over the mugs - I assured her it was no joke!! :lmao:

So she got out her official manual and checked with her supervisor - she came back and told me that what I put in my blog is the official WDW stance!!!

I doubt if this will really stop the fights but I'm declaring it over anyway!! :laughing:
 
On adults only trips we eat at CRT and go to character meet and greets. We also like to sit on the front row to watch parades.

I also like to rest my feet in public fountains, and if my DH can't make it to the bathroom at WS (because he is drunk) he just pees behind the bushes (discreetly of course). We also do ALOT Flash Photography, that is lift up our shirts to take pictures using the flash on dark rides and theater attractions.
 
I doubt if this will really stop the fights but I'm declaring it over anyway!! :laughing:

I don't think it will be over until Walt rises from the grave and tells people in person that it's over. And even then I'm sure someone will say it was a trick made up by DISers.:lmao:
 
if my DH can't make it to the bathroom at WS (because he is drunk) he just pees behind the bushes (discreetly of course).

:lmao: :rotfl: :rotfl2: :lmao: :rotfl: :rotfl2:

OK, I just spit Diet Pepsi on my PC reading that one...I think a 'lil came out my nose too...that is what I get for using this 1998 Refillable Mug from ebay.
 












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