Ways to annoy ppl in a bathroom stall

[The Dark Dancer]

lol, thanx for the tip oh queen of "cheezyness"!

 

[DisneyLover11491]

last summer i went to a basket ball camp at illionis unversity and from the moment i meet my room mate i hated her so i bought a knife at a local store and sharped it every day and i said " soon soon" she reqeust a new roomate and i ended up getting one i like

 

[yoyo93]

*has had the guilty pleasure of doing that in an elevator* or the ever fun: start humming the star wars theme and when people turn to glare, reach into your pocket, bring out your click-tastic pen and start humming the darth vader theme...
this works great for a "wdw guest bonding time" while in a very long line...im sure someone will sing along with you.....

The darth vater thing is killing me! I'm lughing so hard right now!!!!!!!!!

 

[Arielfn93]

Those are so funny, lol

 

[BabyPiglet]

These are some ways ot annoy a cop when he pulls you over!


Hi, officer. Do you mind holding my beer while I find my license?
I thought you had to be in relatively good shape to be a police officer.
You know, I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
Bad cop! No doughnut!
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Didn't I see you get your butt kicked last week on "Cops?"
Wow, you look like the guy in the picture next to my girlfriend's bed.
I bet you I can grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket.
So, you on the take, or what?
Aren't you the guy from the villiage people?
Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on COPS?
Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.
Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?

 

[Sparx]

Whenever someone looks at you yell "You're one of them, aren't you!?"

I did that to someone once!!

 

[BabyPiglet]

I LOVE THIS STUFF IT'S SO FUNNY
i JUST CAN'T STOP

 

[nightmare21rock]

this is some funny stuff....i'll try to find some!

 

[Daisymae26]

my dad got one of those emails, here are some...
1. page yourself over the loud speaker and don't try to disguise your voice
2. pull over to the side of the road and point your hair dryer at passing cars (so they'll think you're a policeman)
3. finish all your sentences with " According to the Prophesy"
4. Specify that your dirve-through order is "to go"
5. when the money comes out of the ATM, scream, "I won! I won!"
6. everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

 

[DollfieDreams]

okay..i know this isnt going to be gut-bursting hilarious but we just did this to a friend in april and i was laughing so hard i dont think a bathroom could've looked any better...

first thing you must do is bring the most chicken person you know to the magic kingdom and declare (infront of everyone preferably in the monorail where theres like..zero to no space..) that you are going to cure him/her's fear-problem. if you add one of those obi-wan kenobi "peter pan" hero stances for affect thatd be great. oh, and smile reeeeeaaallllly big at the other guests, so that they can confirm you're out of your bloody mind.

anywho, draaaag them to the haunted mansion. but, seriously, talk to them all therapist like "its okay...the robotic and or holograms wont get you..." even tell them about the hanging mr.gracey in the stretching room. be kiiinnndd. make them looooooooovvvveee you.

then tell them youre not sitting with them. now you can laugh diabolicaly. make them sit alone and tell them to sit to one side, preferably the right, because the left is ALWAYS scarrier. ...okay the left side isnt scarrier but THEY dont know that..its for YOUR advantage. sit infront of them. not behind durnit.

when you exit the attic (you know...the bride..green..lady..) you turn around. so now you are behind her/him. you can laugh diabolicaly again. i did. anyway, reach foreward as faaaaaaar as you can to the now *left* side and scratch/tap/yank on their shoulder and then delight in their piggy-like screams of terror. when you can see them again, happily hum the 'grim grinning ghosts' song while waving like an idiot.

when they yell at you afterwards about "the person" grabbing them, stare at them like they're out of their mind, go ahead and make a scene by stopping dead in your tracks (doorways become your beeeest friend for this situation) and shaking your head. poke them profoundly with the 'i am your master and you will obey' look of doom on your face and declare (loudly. again.) that "I TOLD YOU NOT TO SIT ON THE *LEFT* SIDE!!!!!"

i did this to a friend and its worth acting like an idiot all day long for. try it and if you have a recorder with you, tape them screaming like wilbur from charlottes web.

 

[goofyandplutoluver]

 

[Disney_Kitty]

These are great! But I'm too shy to do them! LOL Keep them coming!

 

[HTH]

As for a square

 

[liplocked murder]

Ha I've done a few of those . . . with my Mom haha seriously

 

[rnrlover]

When my mom got home from work on April fools day I said "Has your zipper been down all day?".............L