Was it something I did?!?

[PRmamiDEdos]

I think you should cremate Gary in the toaster and save his ashes.

 

[love2disney]

Remember all flushes lead to sea.

 

[glitterkittyy]

I think you should cremate Gary in the toaster and save his ashes.

Now there's an idea. We have a big toaster oven!

are we seeing a pattern with snails named gary? are they driven to suicide because of the name? I think we need to call the local news-station to do some investigative reporting. This could be BIG!

Maybe you could call a psychic and see if they can channel Gary to see what his final wishes were? I'm sure Sylvia Brown could speak to him.

You may be on to something! Even if SB can't speak to Gary, she could just make it up to make me feel better!

At the office, with a beta nearby. Bad combo. The betas I've known in office situations were all suicidal (all but one). And all of them were successful in their attempts. And...a beta who has jumped out of their tank...well, it isn't pretty, at least not in the office I was in! It's almost like the pressure change of being out of the water...does something...pressurized...to their beta bodies.

Be glad your snail didn't have that same reaction to being out of the tank. You could have an open casket snail funeral if you wish to. Not like the beta owners I worked with!

The beta can't escape. There's no open area for him to jump out of. He's hopelessly trapped in there with his plastic plant.

 

[mickilee]

bowing head in moment of silence for Gary..

 

[glitterkittyy]

bowing head in moment of silence for Gary..

I read that as "bowLing head". Took me a second to figure out what that could possibly mean. lol

 

[focusondisney]

If there is going to be a burial, don't we need a headstone? I suggest:


HERE LIES GARY,

HE GAVE HIS ALL

AND DIDN"T TARRY




R.I.P. GARY

 

[glitterkittyy]

If there is going to be a burial, don't we need a headstone? I suggest:


HERE LIES GARY,

HE GAVE HIS ALL

AND DIDN"T TARRY




R.I.P. GARY

It needs to be a small tombstone. Can I use a triscuit and squirty cheese?

 

[Disneycrazy!!]

So they're all suicidal?!?!

So it wasn't just me?!?

yeah i think i read somewhere that snails suffer from depression and your supposed to put a xanex once a week in their water!

 

[focusondisney]

It needs to be a small tombstone. Can I use a triscuit and squirty cheese?

As long as Kisses won't eat them. I don't know much about cats. Do they like triscuits?

 

[glitterkittyy]

As long as Kisses won't eat them. I don't know much about cats. Do they like triscuits?

You have a good memory. Kisses doesn't like triscuits, but he LOVES squirty cheese!!!

yeah i think i read somewhere that snails suffer from depression and your supposed to put a xanex once a week in their water!

Let me consider the options. Dead snail, waste of perfectly good xanax, dead snail, xanax.

Yep, dead snail.

 

[Disneycrazy!!]

You have a good memory. Kisses doesn't like triscuits, but he LOVES squirty cheese!!!



Let me consider the options. Dead snail, waste of perfectly good xanax, dead snail, xanax.

Yep, dead snail.

Hey, why do you think my snails keep trying to commit suicide...I agree with you...keeping their prescription for myself!

 

[kimmar067]

I gotta say....there are funny posts, then there are FUNNY posts, the kind that make you spit your coffee out at the monitor.

This has got to be one of the funniest threads I've read in such a long time. Thanks, everyone. But I just have one question....which one of you witty people are gonna come and clean the coffee stains from my computer monitor?

....sorry , every man for himself....Sheesh, you have no respect for the dead....

 

[kimmar067]

If there is going to be a burial, don't we need a headstone? I suggest:


HERE LIES GARY,

HE GAVE HIS ALL

AND DIDN"T TARRY




R.I.P. GARY

It needs to be a small tombstone. Can I use a triscuit and squirty cheese?

...you're not gonna get all THAT on a Triscuit, m'dear....

 

[glitterkittyy]

...you're not gonna get all THAT on a Triscuit, m'dear....

I was going to abbreviate it down to a blob of cheese that kind of/sort of looked something like "Gary". Then I was gonna eat it...in his memory, of course.

 

[mickilee]

oh my gawd she is gonna eat Gary???

 

[dakcp2001]

Maybe you should go "Old School" and sing Dust in the Wind.


You're my boy Gary, you're my boy....

This made me laugh so hard my df came upstairs to make sure I was ok. lol. hahahahahah

No offense Gary, RIP, Hope snail heaven is all you dreamed it would be

 

[glitterkittyy]

oh my gawd she is gonna eat Gary???

Nooooo, I'm gonna eat the triscuit, not the snail. What do I look like? French? Escogaryo

 

[mickilee]

i dont know.. .... u could be using the cheese to cover up the body..

 

[glitterkittyy]

i dont know.. .... u could be using the cheese to cover up the body..

I actually already gave him his memorial. I made an intern carry the bag and dig the hole with the spork. I didn't do a burial at sea, but I did put him near a fountain. Hey, it's wet, ain't it?

 

[mickilee]

hmmm... i think we need PETA check out your story