WARNING! (Funny... for parents)

[Hemi-mom]

<font size=4>WARNING!</font>

"Legos in your bread machine will generally cause it to malfunction and most likely knead for hours on end!
(It is highly recommended that if you are the person responsible for providing the bread for Thanksgiving dinner, you heed this warning carefully)."

Have any interesting/funny things that occurred with your children (like the above) that you could write into a "WARNING" for other parents????

Well...post them!

(BTW...the Bread Machine is functioning just fine now.)

 

[kinlaw6450]

Warning!!!

Although the peanut butter and jelly sandwich fits nicely in the VCR slot. It can cause the machine to malfuction and render it irrepairable.

 

[melk]

"Please insert CD's only into the CD player. Pennies are not recommended, especially thirty-four of them."

 

[melk]

(Just thought of another one)

Warning:
Bottle of bright red nail polish should be strictly guarded. Otherwise it could be picked up by curious three year old and dropped on the bathroom floor. Be forewarned; you will still be cleaning specks of red nail polish out of your grout two years later.

 

[Hemi-mom]

These are great! Keep 'em coming!

melk, you reminded me of another one...

WARNING FOR YOUR EXPENSIVE JEWELRY!

"Never leave your favorite necklace on the bathroom shelf next to your husband's nose-hair clippers."

 

[Hemi-mom]

WARNING!!!

"Typically, the refrigerator should not be used to air-condition the house in 90+ degree weather."

 

[Kim in TN]

Warning: Keep scissors away from bored 12 yr old boys or you could find a remote control with no buttons on it or make a trip to the bathroom to find your washcloths look like paper snow flakes
My DN did this to his mother a few years ago

 

[Serena]

Do not have carpetting in kitchen.
Do not let husband and daughter stir pancake batter. I never did get that mess all up. I had to take out the carpet. I planned to anyway, I hated it. lol

 

[debster812]

***Warning***

If you drop a bowl of a double batch of pound cake batter, and the bowl hits the floor, and the batter goes EVERYWHERE, you WILL still be finding batter 9 months later.

Trust me on this, I know of where I speak

 

[RitaZ.]

****Warning***

Desitin Ointment is NOT intended for use on carpeting, walls, furniture, toys or SIBLINGS!

 

[Cyndiu]

Although vaseline is great for shining patent leather shoes, it is less effective shining grandpa's new corvette/

 

[TennVolTony]

Reminds me of the warning you hear going on SpaceShip Earth at EPCOT....

This a continuous loading attraction...Please watch your step and take small children by THE THROAT!!! hehehehe