Want a lazy dog.

[Deb in IA]

We have a chocolate lab and the last thing we can call him is lazy!

So we can't suggest a labrador for a lazy pet.

We have a 1 year old chocolate lab as well. NOT LAZY.

Hyper, naughty, wild, yes - lazy, NO.

As for greyhounds, we have friends who have the sweetest rescue greyhound. She, sadly, is almost totally blind, since her previous owners, who were ONLY interested in racing her, never got her eye infection treated and as a result, she lost her eyesight. Her bad eye is larger than the other, and she can only tell who and where you are by smell and sound.

 

[PrincessBelle39]

Get a Greyhound!!

Really, they don't even need a "run" once a day, I think that's a myth. We have one and he goes out to the fenced in yard for a run a couple times a week. Most of the time he just goes out there to do his business and comes right back in to climb on the couch. You will NOT go wrong getting a grey...best dogs EVER!

Absolutely. A greyhound is a really lazy dog. Its an effort to get ours off the couch. We adopted ours from the greyhound adoption program. She came fully trained. We didn't have to teach her anything. Clair is our first greyhound and I don't think I would ever be without one now. We also have a Staffy x and as much as I love him. He has been such hard work.

 

[GoofyBaseballMom26]

My black lab is the laziest dog I've ever seen. He is so lazy, I've seen him lay down on his side and roll his head into his bowl and eat.

He can go for 12 hours easy at night and not use the bathroom, he doesn't want to get up to go outside.

But he is the absolute sweetest dog I have ever met.

 

[walden]

We have a 1 year old chocolate lab as well. NOT LAZY.

Hyper, naughty, wild, yes - lazy, NO.

As for greyhounds, we have friends who have the sweetest rescue greyhound. She, sadly, is almost totally blind, since her previous owners, who were ONLY interested in racing her, never got her eye infection treated and as a result, she lost her eyesight. Her bad eye is larger than the other, and she can only tell who and where you are by smell and sound.

Aw! Bless your friends for taking that sweet girl in! It is so hard to adopt out older special needs dogs. One of my greys was a "bounce" that I fostered and then adopted. We have had a lot of "bounces" (previously adopted but surrendered due to the recession/divorce/deployment) recently. My Murphy was 10 when he came to us with multiple health problems, but he was one of the sweetest and most rewarding and loving dogs that I have ever owned. I miss him a lot but know he had 3 good years with us.

Back to topic: Perhaps the OP could consider an older special-needs dog of any breed?

 

[MAH4546]

I'm pretty sure the dog you are looking for is called a cat.

 

[DSNY4ever]

I would go to your local shelter or rescue group and describe what your needs/wants are and when they think they have a match they can call you and you can go meet the dog (many groups will do this). My SIL did this and they got a very gentle and lazy dog that was wonderful with their small children.

I wouldn't just base it on breed, because breed only accounts for so much. We had a very lazy and calm border collie once, which goes totally against their breed, and I have seen sweet and gentle labs...and crazy, biting labs as well!

And any dog would benefit from a few training sessions with you to establish yourself as the Alpha/leader regardless of breed/age/or where you get it from.

 

[luvwinnie]

Bulldog!!!

Yes, they can be lazy, but they are high maintenance, which is why I didn't suggest a bulldog. I've shared my life with them for 12 years and volunteer with bulldog rescue. We've seen way too many surrendered because of medical expenses and/or the care they require (wrinkle cleaning, ear cleaning, tail pockets, care in hot weather, etc.)

 

[dakcp2001]

I'm pretty sure the dog you are looking for is called a cat.

 

[MouseJunkie]

Yes, they can be lazy, but they are high maintenance, which is why I didn't suggest a bulldog. I've shared my life with them for 12 years and volunteer with bulldog rescue. We've seen way too many surrendered because of medical expenses and/or the care they require (wrinkle cleaning, ear cleaning, tail pockets, care in hot weather, etc.)

Wrinkle cleaning. That's a new one! Poor dog!

Well, I've had two goldens. One was every bit like "Marley". In fact, we gave him a bowling ball for a toy because it was the only thing he didn't chew up and I do mean the only thing! He was a nut, but we loved him.

We had a guy come to our house once, walked in with a very perplexed look and he didn't speak very good English, which made it even more interesting. Finally, we got out of him, "Lady, your dog is in the driver's seat of my car and he won't move." We laughed and then went and got "Bear".

The other was mellow once he got past 2 or so and was the best dog ever! That'd be the one in my avatar. He was my little shadow. Everywhere I went; he went. When I had a fenced back yard, if I went outside to lay out or something, he'd actually whine to go back in. Yeah, I had "Elvis" in his golden years. Gotta love em!

 

[georgina]

Check into retired greyhounds in your area. Some groups foster them a while and train them on steps, and check to see how they do with other pets and kids, so they can tell you a lot about each one's personality before they are adopted. My neighbors had several, and they sound just like you described.

 

[PatriciaH]

Greyhounds are couch potatoes and many of them need to be adopted.

 

[PatriciaH]

Check into retired greyhounds in your area. Some groups foster them a while and train them on steps, and check to see how they do with other pets and kids, so they can tell you a lot about each one's personality before they are adopted. My neighbors had several, and they sound just like you described.

Just saw this.

 

[gnargle2988]

I don't think this has been suggested, sorry if it has. We were in a similar position you are in regards to the kind of dog we wanted. We were looking for a low key dog and since my brothers and I were in high school at the time, a dog that was for all intents, lazy. Our neighbors had two King Charles Cavalier Spaniels and after meeting their dogs we started looking for the same breed. We got KC in 2004 and Sergio in 2005 (even though my mom swore we would only ever have one dog...they are just that lovable). They are great dogs, hate going for walks, not the brightest things on the planet. Only Sergio ever understood the concept of fetch. They are quite content to lay around all day. they do get a little bit crazy outside with one another (chasing each other around, etc) but in general want nothing more than to be with people. And even though they are beyond lazy, they still go crazy whenever they see the laser pointer. lol!

 

[2bearsmom]

Not sure if it's typical but our almost 5yr old Golden and our almost 2yr old Papillon are the laziest pooches ever! The Papillon is just perfect, we have been leaving him alone (out of his crate) for at least 6mo now when we are gone and he does nothing the entire time, but sleep on the back of the couch like a cat. I was so worried he'd be mad that we left him and he'd chew up this or that, but nothing, not once. Both dogs are part of my entourage, the kids included when they are home, everywhere I go, they are right at my heels. My dh knows when he sees the dogs/kids I am not far away. Our Papillon will nap with you all day and yet will jump right up and go for a very long walk and run around and play. Our Golden is just an emotional wreck...we love her but I'd take ten Papillon's over her, they just beg to be loved and will do anything to make you happy.

 

[bethy]

Please think long and hard before getting a dog. I know things can be misconstrued on the Internet, so I won't assume anything, but your post sounds as if you don't want to put too much time, effort, energy, etc. into the dog. That's unfair to any animal you bring into your home. Even if you get a lazy dog, what if he has a medical condition later on that requires a lot of care later on? ALL dogs will need training...a puppy will and a dog you adopt will, especially if he has come from an abused or neglected background. I am not trying to be negative, just urging you to think about this big decision.

I totally agree. I have almost the perfect dog: a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel. This breed is already generally mellow and easy going and then ours is relatively mellow even for the breed. She is submissive and easy to lead. She is an piece of cake as far as living with her. We got her as an adult from a very reputable breeder b/c we did not want to deal with a puppy. She came fully trained b/c she was a show dog.

That said, it is still a huge responsibility. For me it feels like more work than having another kid because her requirements and limitations are different than for children. And they never grow up. If my dog is a lot of work than any dog is a lot of work and a 24/7 never ending responsibility.

WhatEVER you do, do NOT, NOT, NOT get a Lab!!!!! I grew up with them - trust me on this one - with few exceptions most labs would probably drive you crazy!

 

[chloelovesdisney]

I wouldn't go for a particular breed necessarily, but tell the adoption coordinator at the shelter what temperment you're looking for. You may have to go back several times before you find the right dog for you.

I don't know if it's just us but our lab (she passed away last year) didn't calm down somewhat till she was about 6 years old and she was still very lively till she passed away when she was almost 10.

We have two bulldogs now and thought we were getting two couch potatoes, and although some bulldogs are, ours are extremely lively. They need plenty of exercise and attention. No one can believe how fiesty they are, they run, jump around, play and loooovvvee people. They are super cute though.

I do agree with a pp that said from your description it sounds like you may prefer a cat.

 

[paintnolish]

Check into retired greyhounds in your area. Some groups foster them a while and train them on steps, and check to see how they do with other pets and kids, so they can tell you a lot about each one's personality before they are adopted. My neighbors had several, and they sound just like you described.

Yes, I have heard them refered to at 50 mph couch potatoes. You never, EVER want them to be off leash or in an unfenced yard because they are still capable of running really fast aftersomething; but, they've spent years running, so are perfectly happy lounging around. They have been fostered so should have basic training and will be matched with your personality.

 

[java]

I thought labs were extremely high energy and needed a lot of exercise. All the labs I know are like that.

Anyway, I think a basset hound sounds like a good choice for you. Especially if you get an older dog, not a puppy - maybe a rescue. They are very low energy.

not our lab- she is the laziest thing. She has moments of being excited when she meets someone new- but other than that generally laying around all day.

And our English Bulldog was a huge lump of a dog. His favorite thing to do was to lay on my lounge chair out on the deck all day long. I suppose I should say his lounge chair. I agree with LoveWinnie about upkeeping being more involved. But it is worth every ounce of it. It amazes me when I see these dogs turned in for rescue. I wish we could get another one.

 

[Uuaww]

Ok, I read all the posts, and disagree with everyone who says I shouldn't get a dog. By trained, I meant it won't go to the bathroom in the house and won't destroy everything. I will train it somewhat though. I know I am not going to get a puppy and will walk it/run it every day since I run every day. But I just don't want a high energy dog.

Basset hound looks good, I was hoping for a mutt though, rescue/pound dogs are prettier.

 

[HOGFAN]

we have a mini weiner dog. The breed is notorious for hard housebreaking tho. He is pretty lazy tho.