Want a laugh? boys gotta love'em

[Lorix2]

My DS5 and my DD almost 11 were playing and my DD pretended to go to sleep and my DS put a live ant up her nose!

She ran for the bathroom with the funniest face and yelling "there's an ant up my nose!!" "AHHH"

She came out of the bathroom screaming "ya thanks alot Dylan!" with a balled up dead ant on her finger tip...

DH and I can't even look at each other without howling in laughter right now.

I couldn't tell my son that wasn't a good thing to do without laughing.

(I myself put an M&M up my nose that age to see if the color would run LOL!)

Anyone have a funny like this?

 

[mowsie dreamer]

 

[Disney Ella]

How do they come up with these ideas?! When my mother was about 10, she mixed up baking soda, pickle juice, and I can't remember what else and dumped it in the open mouth of her sleeping father. He told her never to do it again, with a few choice words!

 

[jamsmom]

I am thinking ***EWWWW***

 

[Pin Wizard]

LOL! That's too funny. I remember my mom telling me that when I was about 3 I went over to my sister offering her something inside my fist. My sister put her hand out and I gave her a spider! LOL! We're braver as kids.

 

[Sharby]

When my son was about 4 - we went over to a visit a friend and her son, Scott (who was about 4 as well).

My friend and I were having coffee and my son and Scott came up to ask us something. As he talked, I noticed that my son was chewing gum - so I asked him: Where did he get the gum? My son replied, "Oh, Scott gave me some of his." And then he continued, "It's alright, Mom - we washed it first !"

Then son and friend ran off to play, while my friend and I just looked at each other incredulously and then we burst out laughing!

 

[Saffron]

Oh my gosh, these stories are so funny!

Disney Ella - I am roaring laughing here! My father would have killed me! That is too funny!

 

[Evil Princess]

When I was four, I stuck a pebble up my nose. I remember the entire incident vividly, except for the reason WHY I wanted a rock up my nose in the first place!

Took my parents 20 min to get it out, including laying me on the kitchen table and shining a flashlight up my nose to see if I was lieing to them about the pebble.

They were ready to take my to the emergency room...to this day I can't live it down.

 

[hmp2z]

One of my 6th grade students wanted to see what would happen if he swallowed a nail, so he did it. What happened was that he spent the next two days coughing up blood, and his parents refused to take him to the doctor. He turned out okay, though! I don't know how funny that was, but it surely was interesting, especially when I kept having to call the poor custodian to clean up the blood after the kid left class for the day.
Same kid decided one day that he wanted to be prepared for gym class, so he removed his pants in my class (an English class) and changed into a pair of shorts. He had on boxers, so it wasn't as bad as it could have been, but it certainly did make the girls scream!
Cheers!
Heather W

 

[Bichon Barb]

LOL!! As a mom of two boys (7 and 9), I hear ya! I've recommended it before, and I'll recommend it again, for the parents of boys, gotta read:

"The Wonder of Boys" by Michael Gurian. It explains a lot.

BTW, my brothers are 17 and 18 years older than me. I still remember them daring me to eat a dog biscuit. I did it.