Epcot has always been my least favorite park in all WDW.

Im not sure why maybe its because on my very first visit, someone made us stand in line for 90 minutes for Soarin so thats all we saw of Epcot (Hi Rob!

) Maybe its because my second visit was during the end of August when its about a billion degrees out with a bazillion percent humidity. Or maybe its because I just dont get Epcot. No matter, I was determined to visit the park on my own and see if I could find something to love. Hey, at least it was Food and Wine Festival. I was looking forward to desserts and maybe some adult beverages.
Before I could get to Epcot, I had to brave the bus stop. It was an ugly morning at Bus Stop at POFQ on Wednesday. It seems everyone and their cat was headed to Typhoon Lagoon for the day and the line was pretty cut-throat. Part of the problem was that some people didnt realize that there WAS a line to get on the bus. When the bus pulled up, people who had been sitting on benches got up and headed toward the bus doors. People started yelling Theres a line. Hey, no budging. And a couple of things not fit to print on the Dis.

Ok, they packed the bus and still there were over 30 people waiting for the next bus. Lovely. Fortunately for me, the next bus to pull up was for Epcot and there were only 5 of us waiting. I moved to get on the bus and the Typhoon rowdies started yelling Hey, theres a line. The other 4 people (a lovely family of husband, wife, and 2 kids) looked intimidated and started for the back of the line. I just turned to the people yelling and said What does the side of the bus say? Epcot right? You are going to Typhoon Lagoon which is NOT this bus. Please stop yelling and have a magical day.

I then asked the family to get on the bus in front of me. Hey people its a vacation. Chill out!
Ok, Epcot. I got the requisite picture with the golf ball in the background and headed in. Spaceship Earth was finally open so I decided to give it a try. I thought they did a great job with the scenes and the little movie of the future was fun. I then headed for a place to accomplish one of my key goals character pictures. Who knew about the Character Spot? I sure didnt. The line was fairly long but there was a really nice woman and daughter in front of and we spent the time chatting. I hit the jackpot for character pictures here Mickey,
Minnie,
Pluto,
Donald,
and Goofy.
Then, as I was exiting, a CM said We have a bonus character today. Cinderella is waiting right over here. Woo hoo! Of course, there was no photo pass person for her but the very nice woman and daughter were right there so they took my picture with Cinderella and I took theirs so they could both be in the picture.
A quick look at my watch showed it was noon. I knew Belle (my favorite ever!) appeared in France starting at 12:45. I had time to make my way slowly to France, exploring as I went. I checked out a few Food and Wine booths on my way to Canada, the UK, and France. Ok, if I wanted to sample things, I was clearly going to go broke. I did contemplate a frozen pina colada for a long time but I decided that $6.50 for a tiny punch cup was sick and wrong and I wasnt going to play that game. I continued exploring until I got to France and my meeting with Belle. I was excited beyond belief. I think the kids in line behind me were a little freaked at the 37 year old waiting for the princess, but I just didnt care. I got a great photo and Belle and I had a wonderful conversation about books.
Hunger hit. Hmmm
what to eat? Nachos in Mexico sounded perfect. And they were. But, even with advanced medicine to coat the stomach, I could feel my stomach lining dying a slow and tragic death (Im not great with really spicy food.) You know what helps that problem a Mickey Head Ice Cream Bar!!!! And now Im full. And bored. As pitiful as it may sound, I was done with Epcot. Time to head back for a nap.
Up next: What should I do with the rest of my afternoon and evening? Is it finally time to see Fantasmic?