Bagsmom Trip Report Day 5
Back to the Magic Kingdom
This was a HOT day! Once again, we were at the entrance an hour before opening and there were already lots of people there. They let people through the ticketing gates early, and into the area below the depot for the opening show. All the shady waiting areas (not many of them in the first place) were taken up, so we sat on the ground in the blazing sun for about 40 minutes. It was sort of awful. The sweat was just rolling off our bodies, in spite of our fans and hats and umbrella. We broke out our playing cards, anyway, and made the best of it.
When the opening show started, I really got choked up. We were the Opening Family back in 2009, when my boys were 6 and 9. So much time has passsed since then, and although every stage is wonderful, sometimes I miss those days of "little people." When the opening family came out to the depot, I almost cried -- I knew how excited they all were and felt so happy for them, making those special memories!
In the meantime, we sweated some more and waited for the excessively perky dancers to finish their number -- eventually we flowed into the park. Our Touring Plans app told us to do Buzz Lightyear first. We just walked right on -- I think we were maybe the 3rd car. It's fun, but I like Toy Story better. I know that we must stay authentic to good ol' Buzz, with his little red laser light, but dang, it's hard to see! Is that even MY light? Where am I aiming? I just went with the "push the button repeatedly" method and surprisingly racked up a gazillion points! Yay, Mom!
We got Fastpasses for Space Mountain after that -- but just for older son and DH. Younger son and I were content with our experience on Big Thunder. I don't remember what else we did immediately after. I think we went into Fantasyland for a while. We did the barnstormer and oldest son left his ID lanyard on it! Oh no! Going back for it took some time. We did the teacups -- always fun! Then DH and son went back over to Space Mountain while younger son and I hit the restroom and a shop or two.
We met back at Small World. When the menfolk returned from Space Mountain, my son was grinning and bouncing. My husband looked like he'd been put in a blender. Son said "my one word description of that would be -- AWESOME!" I asked my husband what his one word would be. He said "Hell."
Small World was a welcome rest for him! After that, I sent the hot and tired men over to the Pinocchio themed restaurant to cool off and eat. They ordered some greasy pizza while I took their tickets and set off for fastpasses.
In my previous reports, did I mention that I have some sort of personality defect that makes me LOOOOVVVVE being a fastpass runner? It's like a little personal contest with myself. How fast can I get there and back? It is impossible to get through a big crowd of hot, slow moving families who are walking 6 abreast -- at the speed of snails in molasses -- if you are going with your family and trying to stay together. The fastpass runner strategy makes so much more sense. One person can move like a rabbit! Love it!
When I got back with fast passes for The Jungle Cruise, my husband was shocked at how quickly I went all the way across the park and back. I felt like a racing champion! (And I am neither sporty nor competetive, normally. Weird.)
We had some bad luck with rides that day. The new Little Mermaid ride wasn't working in the morning. Bummer. Neither was Haunted Mansion. Another bummer -- but at least we'd been able to do that on our previous visit to the MK. I don't remember our exact order, but we did a couple of other things, Philharmagic, and the Jungle Cruise. We had hoped to eat lunch at Be Our Guest that day, but the line was all the way across the bridge from the moment it opened. It really was such an unusually hot and humid day, we opted to skip it. Nevertheless, no day is a bad day at the Magic Kingdom!
We returned to our room for a swim and a long rest. We ate some sandwiches and stuff in the room, and made sure to save room for a treat that we'd all been looking forward to. Drunken Donuts at the Territory Lounge!
Our plan for that evening was to have our treat, then return by boat to the MK for the Electric Light Parade. We would stay in the main circle area, just inside the park, so that we could get out more efficiently after.
Around 6:00, we went to the lounge. The donuts were really good! Hot and greasy, in a paper sack with cinnamon sugar! You shook the bag to coat the donuts, then dunked them in a wonderful sauce of Grand Marnier, melted butter, and I think a little maple syrup. Deeeeelightful!
It took a while to make the donuts, so we watched a family come in and sit down nearby. The kids got their own table and entertained themselves, while the exhausted looking Mom and Dad proceeded to have 3 rounds of drinks. No kidding!!!!!!!! How could they even WALK after that????
Waiting for the boat took a bit of time as well, so I think it was around 7:30 by the time we got to the Kingdom. We got a nice curbside seat in front of the big building with the Kodak photo shop (is that the theatre?) Husband and older son were content to sit and people watch. Younger son wanted to shop, so off we went. When we checked back in, husband looked a little peaked. Son wanted more shopping, so we went off again -- just for a few minutes. When we got back, it must have been a little after 8:30 or something. The crowds were really packing in for the parade and fireworks. Castmembers were starting to direct people here and there. By this time, husband looked a little panicked. "I have a problem," he said. Uh oh. Fish and chips a few nights ago. Funnel cake yesterday. Greasy pizza for lunch and melted butter and donuts..... whoops. "Do you have any imodium on you?" Well, no, I did not. I went and asked a castmember if I could buy any anywhere in the park. She suggested we try the first aid center.
I returned to husband and suggested that he walk up Main Street past Casey's, and see if the nurse would give him some medicine. "I can't move," he said, with his eyes very, very large. "I have to stay right here." He gave me a very meaningful look.
So, youngest son and I set off on a mission!!!!!! There were a few people in the first aid center. When the nurse came out to ask how he could help, I looked around and thought, what the heck? No one here knows me or my husband. So I just blurted out "my husband is sitting on the curb back by the depot and he couldn't come here himself because if he stands up he might have a major intestinal blow-out. Do you happen to have any imodium?"
Without blinking an eye, he said "yes I do!" He gave me enough for 24 hours with dosing instructions. What was funny, was at that point, everyone in the place proceeded to chime in with helpful information about situations like that. One young girl said she had IBS and the imodium would help immediately! Good to know!
We got back to husband and totally bored older son just in the nick of time! I think by the time the two high school marching bands finished their performances, husband was feeling much better.
If anyone has ever been through something like that, you know it's not at all funny. (And yet it was!

) It sure makes for a heck of a memory! My kids will probably tell their kids about it someday!
As always, the parade was a magical experience. I hadn't seen it since I was a kid (not counting the view from a distance before the TT dessert party!) It's so lovely and never gets old! The kids really liked the big dragon, even though they'd never even heard of the movie Pete's Dragon.
The boat ride back to the villa was uneventful, thank goodness!!!!!
And even better, the next day was our well-deserved day off!