Captain_Oblivious
DIS Dad #257, Galactic Salad Dodger
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Hello and welcome to my very first trip report, about my very first cruise. My in-laws were gracious enough to take my family on a 4-night cruise which took place from November 8-12. We'll kick things off soon, but first, here is our cast of characters:
ME: Mark, age 35. Philadelphia sports nut and avowed Disney geek. One of the few pictures of me that didn't break the camera.
DW: Julie (age undisclosed). Supermom and Scrapbooker Extraordinaire.
DD: Sarah, age 7. Likes dinosaurs and guinea pigs.
DS1: David, age 5. When we're old and gray, we will have the most stories about him. By far.
DS2: Scotty, age 3. Picture speaks for itself.
Also accompanying us were my FIL and MIL, who were notoriously camera-shy. Just call us the Magnificent Seven. We flew down on Friday and stayed 2 nights at the Wilderness Lodge (pause for wistful nostalgia) before embarking on the cruise.
As far as what to expect in this report: I can be very wordy at times. Please smack me if I start to be redundant, and say the same thing over and over. Nobody likes that guy who keeps going over the same point. Don't let me be redundant.
I'll generally keep things positive.
I call 'em like I see 'em, but you have to work hard to get me angry. I hate to complain about anything. Plus, I'm pre-disposed to love all things Disney. So no Disney-bashing here.
And I hope I don't disappoint you foodies, but I am not a gourmet. I have very basic tastes: meat and potatoes. Don't like vegetables (never grew up), seafood (tastes too much like fish), or anything spicier than vanilla ice cream. Within those parameters, however, it's hard to disappoint me. So I'll give our impressions of our meals, but if you are looking for serious critiques, I'm probably not your guy.
With those ground rules in place, let the fun begin! Coming up next: our arrival. Plus: who would win in a footrace, my FIL or 3-year-old? It's closer than you might think...
ME: Mark, age 35. Philadelphia sports nut and avowed Disney geek. One of the few pictures of me that didn't break the camera.
DW: Julie (age undisclosed). Supermom and Scrapbooker Extraordinaire.
DD: Sarah, age 7. Likes dinosaurs and guinea pigs.
DS1: David, age 5. When we're old and gray, we will have the most stories about him. By far.
DS2: Scotty, age 3. Picture speaks for itself.
Also accompanying us were my FIL and MIL, who were notoriously camera-shy. Just call us the Magnificent Seven. We flew down on Friday and stayed 2 nights at the Wilderness Lodge (pause for wistful nostalgia) before embarking on the cruise.
As far as what to expect in this report: I can be very wordy at times. Please smack me if I start to be redundant, and say the same thing over and over. Nobody likes that guy who keeps going over the same point. Don't let me be redundant.

I'll generally keep things positive.

And I hope I don't disappoint you foodies, but I am not a gourmet. I have very basic tastes: meat and potatoes. Don't like vegetables (never grew up), seafood (tastes too much like fish), or anything spicier than vanilla ice cream. Within those parameters, however, it's hard to disappoint me. So I'll give our impressions of our meals, but if you are looking for serious critiques, I'm probably not your guy.
With those ground rules in place, let the fun begin! Coming up next: our arrival. Plus: who would win in a footrace, my FIL or 3-year-old? It's closer than you might think...