VMK Dads

[PurpleDuck]

You know the more I glance at them, the more I dig them all.

Maybe there should be different meanings. Levels each with thier own color.

A - {Red} New Entry to the ranks
AL - {Purple}Charming Male who amuses us, but has yet to display valor in Zeta Battle
ALP - {Green} Grrrr, gritty Dad, with the muscles of slave driven husband and the wit to battle head to head with Zetas. (must be at least a good typer)
ALPH - Strange furry creature that doesn't exist on ABC anymore. Save this one for honorary members.
ALPHA - {Gold}Top of the Top, can balance all his Kids masterfully on his piggy back, while waiting through the entire line at Splash Mountain durring the busy season. Not just any male can obtain this level of sophistication(less).

{You will be known from here on out as Zeta-bait ooh ha ha}

Wonderfully creative! (Even better, there is no "duck shooting" to earn any of these!)

 

[Decoy]

Wonderfully creative! (Even better, there is no "duck shooting" to earn any of these!)

Perhaps "Duck Shooting" should be a requirement to get the Purple Badge.

The zetas can be our squishy!!!

 

[Bellboy]

Wonderfully creative! (Even better, there is no "duck shooting" to earn any of these!)

Attention Purple Sailor:
Oh I forgot, the bylaws clearly state in section u-id10t that shooting small woodland creatures and other useless (and sometimes usefull) items is required at all levels of membership. It goes on to describe monthly and sometimes daily demostrations of such activities.

You will find it right below the "General Scratching Requirements" section and above the "Grunting dont as why, just do it" section. If you find the ever so popular "Propigation of Irritating Bathroom Habits" section you have gone way too far.

If you find the "General Household Cooking, Cleaning, and Laundering" section you are so in the wrong bylaws.

 

[macntosh]

Here Here!

 

[KrazyPete]

I threw out all the girl's votes and red won!

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Note: With the girl's votes it still would have been red (don't tell them though)

 

[KrazyPete]

And I know this started as a Dads thread, but, I think we should definitely consider, letting Funniebunny's fiance, and any other Alpha Males join as well.

I'm all for letting anyone with a Y chromosome join. But, I also like the idea of having some creative joining requirement(s). What kind of fun is a boy's club if there is no hazing?

Perhaps to honor this original Alpha Male thread we can make everyone who has posted their "Dad-Phile" an official "Founding Father" of the Alpha Males.

 

[macntosh]

I'm still trying to figure out Boot Hers hours of operation.

 

[AGumby]

You are a talented dude Krazy Pete!!

 

[JeanJoe]

Another option is to use the photohosting here at the DIS itself:

http://www.wdwinfo.com/photopost/index.php

Photos are saved under your DIS username, and putting them into your posts is (sort of) made easy.

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Oh, and by the way, since there was some dictionary dancing previously about pulling the fine.gr, I thought I'd contribute the following, along the same lines...
- flat.u.late
- flat.u.lends
Now, the finger pulling can be complete...

 

[Bellboy]

I'm still trying to figure out Boot Hers hours of operation.

Sorry, I have been away from home for more than a week, and haven't really been able to be on.

We should interconnect a room with doors. I have an extra everest room or if someone wants to donate a room that we can all put doors in, we could interconnect our lodges/man rooms.

PM me if you are interested and we can work out a time to coordinate.

 

[cpnbones]

Sorry, I have been away from home for more than a week, and haven't really been able to be on.

We should interconnect a room with doors. I have an extra everest room or if someone wants to donate a room that we can all put doors in, we could interconnect our lodges/man rooms.

PM me if you are interested and we can work out a time to coordinate.

I'll be going to WDW for a week next week, and I would be willing to pick up a Explorers Tent Room Code to donate to this more than worthy cause.
Cpnbones

 

[KrazyPete]

I'll be going to WDW for a week next week, and I would would be willing to pick up a Explorers Tent Room Code to donate to this more than worthy cause.
Cpnbones

That would be perfect for all of us guys hanging out in our pith helmets.

We'll just need VMK to release some jungle Jane costumes for our servers!

 

[cpnbones]

That would be perfect for all of us guys hanging out in our pith helmets.

We'll just need VMK to release some jungle Jane costumes for our servers!

That's what I was thinking, should we put it to a vote?

 

[threeboysmom]

Oh, and by the way, since there was some dictionary dancing previously about pulling the fine.gr, I thought I'd contribute the following, along the same lines...
- flat.u.late
- flat.u.lends
Now, the finger pulling can be complete...

Be? I am TOTALLY shocked at you for participating in this! Do NOT give them any more ideas!

 

[PurpleDuck]

Be? I am TOTALLY shocked at you for participating in this! Do NOT give them any more ideas!

Oh Kim! It's been simply horrible since yesterday afternoon! I was innocently sitting in Central Plaza with a friend, when I spotted Be at the entry to the room.

I said "Hi Be!" as I always politely do, and , instead of saying Hi, he simply said "lock and load" , followed by -click- ! I cried out for my friend's help, he tried. Thankfully, Be recognized that he might accidentally hit my friend instead of me, so he disappeared. OMG, what a nightmare!

Then a bit later on, I got a message from a friend, that DaffyPluto had, in a crowded room, let it be known it was Duck Season!

Oh, and I thought since so many of these Alpha Males are my friends, that I would be given the honor of being their "honorary" member. Sadly, I am now to come on to VMK as I seem instead to be target practice for admission into the club!

Oh, Kim, my friend! This is such a nightmare! Do you suppose, since everyone knows I dislike pink, that I might borrow some of your clothes to try to help "camoflauge" my purple feathers? Oh the in"duck"manity of having to wear pink to protect my tail feathers! girl friend!

 

[Bellboy]

THE DIS AM LOBBY is official and open for members.
Bring a door and link your lodge.

I'll be going to WDW for a week next week, and I would be willing to pick up a Explorers Tent Room Code to donate to this more than worthy cause.
Cpnbones

Awesome!!!

I'm all for letting anyone with a Y chromosome join. But, I also like the idea of having some creative joining requirement(s). What kind of fun is a boy's club if there is no hazing?

Perhaps to honor this original Alpha Male thread we can make everyone who has posted their "Dad-Phile" an official "Founding Father" of the Alpha Males.

Lets get a meeting together and make it happen. Do we have a natural born leader among us. Requirements are a mix of Charleton Heston, Chuck Norris, and Chevy Chase.

 

[macntosh]

I'm looking for the room, but I guess y'all are out to lunch. How is the Duck Soup?

 

[schnerk]

Lets get a meeting together and make it happen. Do we have a natural born leader among us. Requirements are a mix of Charleton Heston, Chuck Norris, and Chevy Chase.

I am more of the John Belushi, Chris Farly Jack Black Type... I guess I am out...

 

[AGumby]

Well after seeing Bellboy's cafe! I nominate him! All in favor say I.

 

[cpnbones]

Well after seeing Bellboy's cafe! I nominate him! All in favor say I.

I haven't seen his cafe, but I say Aye on his wit alone. 2 for Bellboy...
CpnBones