VMK Cheerleaders WE ARE LOOKING FOR YOUR TALLENT

[dumby]

Okay here is your chance to be a part of the WPASADI. We are taking applications for some one with talent to help entertain. If you have any talent at all please post it here or PM me.
We are specifically looking for dancers. All kinds of dancers. But will be considering anything that is unique.

PLEASE SEND ME YOUR INFO ASAP!!​

You will be AWARDED with a VISIT from the TAG GENIE!!​

He will grant you three tag wishes to use however you want. ​

 

[Peri]

I am a very very talented dancer and here is how I know that -

I am an attorney. Several years ago I was in court before a grumpy judge trying to make a complex argument.

The judge said, "Madame Prosecutor, please stop dancing around the daisy."

I feel that my talent of dancing around daisies qualifies me as a fine entertainer - after all, most people who dance around daisies probably smoosh them or otherwise cause damage to the tender things. ALSO, I note that Daisy is the given name of Donald's sweetheart. I can also dance around Daisy!

I remain a dancing around the daisy audience member - Peri.

 

[Laurabearz]

I can Juggle and chew gum at the same time (which is much harder than it looks)

I have Not tried Dancing and juggling.... but I suppose I could

 

[Spongeblair]

I can absorb a lot of water? Blow huge bubbles into different shapes, flip patties are record speeds all of this while dancing.
The only thing I cannot do is drive
Name: Spongeblair

 

[threeboysmom]

Dancer, dancer....

 

[Peacefully]

My only real talent is making icons, but sometimes my icons dance!

 

[dumby]

I want to thank all that have applied so far. If you send me a PM I will contact you if we decide to use your talent.

I will post here when we find the right person. So keep the post or PMs coming.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!

 

[darkacre]

I am a very very talented dancer and here is how I know that -
I am an attorney. Several years ago I was in court before a grumpy judge trying to make a complex argument.
The judge said, "Madame Prosecutor, please stop dancing around the daisy."
I feel that my talent of dancing around daisies qualifies me as a fine entertainer - after all, most people who dance around daisies probably smoosh them or otherwise cause damage to the tender things. ALSO, I note that Daisy is the given name of Donald's sweetheart. I can also dance around Daisy!
I remain a dancing around the daisy audience member - Peri.

A prosecutor who plays VMK? I feel so much less silly now than I did five minutes ago.

 

[TeXaShOtTiE09]

i love to dance
i've been in colorguard for two years now (colorguard are people that spin rifles, flags and sabres, i spin all three cause im talented)
my friends always tell me to grow up and be a stand up comedian but i want to be a vet.
i can play guitar and sing
i love to run cause i use to be in cross country

 

[tigressjewel]

I'm sure I have talent or I'm sure I can make some up! What kind of "event" are you throwing and maybe I can whip up some kind of "dancers" or dance for you. It all sounds like great fun even if I am not completely understanding it yet!
OH.. did I mention I know the Tiki Room song by heart?

 

[KrazyPete]

I can juggle torches and ride a unicycle.

Although, it's been a long time since I've tried both at the same time. Seriously, when I was kid I wanted to be either a Disney animator or a Ringling Bros. Circus clown.

 

[Laurabearz]

I can juggle torches and ride a unicycle.

Although, it's been a long time since I've tried both at the same time. Seriously, when I was kid I wanted to be either a Disney animator or a Ringling Bros. Circus clown.

Oh Yeah.... but can you chew GUM while your doing it??? Hmmmmmmm????

 

[KrazyPete]

I don't know but I always wanted to try that breathing fire trick. That might be interesting with gum.

 

[KingTryton]

Hmm, Not sure if these fit into a talent or not:


I can cook at any level. Haute Cuisine to Pit BBQ
Rebuild your car's engine.
Make your house look like the Osborne's had been there.
Repair your roof.

Let me know if you could use any of these.
Sorry, already hung up my dancing shoes.

 

[Laurabearz]

I thought of my other big talent, but it is more suited to a cocktail party setting, than a stage event....

I can tie a Cherry stem in a knot with my tounge...

 

[KingTryton]

I thought of my other big talent, but it is more suited to a cocktail party setting, than a stage event....

I can tie a Cherry stem in a knot with my tounge...

Woot Bears!

 

[BriarRosie]

Well, in VMK I'm a "dictionary dancer", so does that count?

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious becomes:

Super kali fridge all his tic ask pay all he do shoes

Por favor, mantengan se alejado de las puertas (from the monorail) becomes:

Pour favor, maintain game say all he a do deal us port toes.

And I was one of the original group of Mickey Dancers at the Castle Forecourt...

Do I have any other talents? Well, I've been able to do that cherry stem
thing Laurabearz was talking about .

And I can walk and chew gum at the same time. That must be a talent, right?

 

[qruthie]

Well, this is what I told another team (they asked for hidden talents and didn't say dancing):
I can juggle three beanbags or balls but not anything much more challenging. I can roller skate and I can say the alphabet backward. I tried juggling and roller skating at the same time but that didn't work out so good.

I'll add here:
I can do that cherry stem thing.
I can do the chicken dance.
I can do the chicken dance while roller skating! Really I can!
I haven't roller skated for a few years now but I believe I could manage to do the Glide Waltz or the Progressive Tango American Dances Solo or with a partner if necessary. I probably couldn't earn a passing score but I think I could do them! I don't think I can currently fit into any of my skating tights and leotards at this point though.

 

[mom2cookies]

i used to square dance when i was a kid. I can do a funny side ways shuffle that baffles most ppl. I can play more songs on the guitar (melody only not chords ) out of my head then from sheet music. I can help my kids with home work.. cook dinner... take care of my mother and my mother-in-law...answer the phone... and listen to my Dh ALL AT THE SAME TIME! now you have to admit that is talent... oh i can also decorate cakes and communicate in ASL ( american sign language)

 

[threeboysmom]

You all are KILLING me!! ROFL! We are looking to hire a strolling entertainer for our red carpet event being held this Monday. We are looking to IMPRESS our judges (especially that Chef Ramsay ) not make them run in the other direction!

Come on! You can do better than this!