Virtual Shower for rpmdfw - Ending September 24th!

[wallyb]

I'm not going to give you my VISA!

HOWEVER, I do realize that as the hostess of this fabulous (albeit quiet lately) shower, that you deserve an equally fabulous hostess gift.

So here you go:

It's the highly sought after, and no longer available "Hideaway Cocktail Cabinet" with artwork by the amazing SHAG.

Hope you like it!

Can I have the cool glasses too?

 

[rpmdfw]

Can I have the cool glasses too?

Of course. It wouldn't be complete without the SHAG tiki mugs, would it?

 

[jamieandben]

Why - right this way sir.

Please sign this Release of Liability Waver - there and there.
Now do you have a living will?

Wait a minute... This is not going to be the CHICKEN DANCE is it?

 

[wallyb]

Wait a minute... This is not going to be the CHICKEN DANCE is it?

Aaaaaa .... NO
Now do you have any conditions - medical or otherwise -
we should be abreast of sir.

 

[rosiep]

Not even a buck to see me smile again?

You should see what a 10er will get you

Wally! I am sooo glad you feel this way. Want to hear a funny story? Funnier than the nurse one? Well....yesterday after coming home and calling all the credit card companies in the world, the credit report bureau, the police AND the postal service...I decided I deserved some ice cream and hobbled down the stairs to get me some.....except I missed the last 6 steps and went shooting down the stairs...injurying the very same foot, my arm and my back.
We have a lovely emergency room here in Portland don't you know......Luckily nothing is broken, but I am sore and bruised head to toe....

So how much money is that worth????

 

[jamieandben]

Aaaaaa .... NO
Now do you have any conditions - medical or otherwise -
we should be abreast of sir.

Nope tip top shape here.

 

[wallyb]

Of course. It wouldn't be complete without the SHAG tiki mugs, would it?

No - you're right

- it would certainly not be.

 

[jamieandben]

Wally! I am sooo glad you feel this way. Want to hear a funny story? Funnier than the nurse one? Well....yesterday after coming home and calling all the credit card companies in the world, the credit report bureau, the police AND the postal service...I decided I deserved some ice cream and hobbled down the stairs to get me some.....except I missed the last 6 steps and went shooting down the stairs...injurying the very same foot, my arm and my back.
We have a lovely emergency room here in Portland don't you know......Luckily nothing is broken, but I am sore and bruised head to toe....

So how much money is that worth????

Woman you need some Training Wheels !!!

 

[rosiep]

I'm not going to give you my VISA!

HOWEVER, I do realize that as the hostess of this fabulous (albeit quiet lately) shower, that you deserve an equally fabulous hostess gift.

So here you go:

It's the highly sought after, and no longer available "Hideaway Cocktail Cabinet" with artwork by the amazing SHAG.

Hope you like it!

Does the entertainment committee (thant's me) get anything??? That is totally rad!. I remember my Mom had one of those valises in the 60's that had shot glasses and various drinking sundries....so you could take that party to go!

 

[rpmdfw]

Wally! I am sooo glad you feel this way. Want to hear a funny story? Funnier than the nurse one? Well....yesterday after coming home and calling all the credit card companies in the world, the credit report bureau, the police AND the postal service...I decided I deserved some ice cream and hobbled down the stairs to get me some.....except I missed the last 6 steps and went shooting down the stairs...injurying the very same foot, my arm and my back.
We have a lovely emergency room here in Portland don't you know......Luckily nothing is broken, but I am sore and bruised head to toe....

So how much money is that worth????

ROSIE! Are you okay?

Please stop hurting yourself!

Hopefully the banks, CC companies, etc are getting the credit card fraud handled for you.

Please take care of yourself! I'm worried about you now!

 

[rosiep]

Woman you need some Training Wheels !!!

It is beyond absurd......

Good thing I have a sense of humor right guys????????

 

[wallyb]

Wally! I am sooo glad you feel this way. Want to hear a funny story? Funnier than the nurse one? Well....yesterday after coming home and calling all the credit card companies in the world, the credit report bureau, the police AND the postal service...I decided I deserved some ice cream and hobbled down the stairs to get me some.....except I missed the last 6 steps and went shooting down the stairs...injurying the very same foot, my arm and my back.
We have a lovely emergency room here in Portland don't you know......Luckily nothing is broken, but I am sore and bruised head to toe....

So how much money is that worth????

Good Gaaawd Girl!
I'd say - you're an accident waiting to happen - but it looks like I'm to late.

 

[rpmdfw]

Does the entertainment committee (thant's me) get anything??? That is totally rad!. I remember my Mom had one of those valises in the 60's that had shot glasses and various drinking sundries....so you could take that party to go!

For the entertainment committee, we have the SHAG lunchbox.

Also highly sought after, but sill available.

Rosie, please do not drink and . . . . walk.

And avoid stairs at all times.

 

[rpmdfw]

Y'all are familiar with SHAG, right?

He did a bunch of artwork for Disneyland's 50th Anniversary.

Scott and I are huge fans of his work.

http://www.shag.com/

I'm guessing that Wally, at lease knows who he is.

 

[rosiep]

Y'all are familiar with SHAG, right?

He did a bunch of artwork for Disneyland's 50th Anniversary.

Scott and I are huge fans of his work.

http://www.shag.com/

I'm guessing that Wally, at lease knows who he is.

I'm ignorant of the man..but amused none the less........
But Rob...seeing as I am a tea totaller...what do you have for the nudist in me?

 

[rpmdfw]

I'm ignorant of the man..but amused none the less........
But Rob...seeing as I am a tea totaller...what do you have for the nudist in me?

Oh, no you don't!

You're not going to get me to say something innuendo-y!

 

[wallyb]

Y'all are familiar with SHAG, right?
I'm guessing that Wally, at lease knows who he is.

I know who he is...yes.
And I know a good shag when I see it too.

 

[rosiep]

Oh, no you don't!

You're not going to get me to say something innuendo-y!

I didn't want you to say anything...I wanted a present!

 

[rpmdfw]

I didn't want you to say anything...I wanted a present!

I GAVE YOU A LUNCHBOX!


Ungrateful wench!

 

[wallyb]

Nope tip top shape here.

Well then...
Back-room!
Move along !
Don't dawdle!
Time's a wasten'!
I'm on the clock here!
Don't forget to visit the gift shop after.