All I can say to this is.....wow.
I think that Oceangram is secretly run by the US government, and they want people to confess things in these bottles. Then, if someone admits to being a child predator or a terrorist, then the feds will track your IP address. Nice try.
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paranoid
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why do people always take something fun and try and make it bad ????
no wait , i think you need a shrink to get rid of this paranoid feelings you have. but, they probably work for the government, too!!! oh no your doomed!!!!!!
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LOL!
Wow....I doubt it!
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ふむふむ。そうだったのか。
おい、俺だ。三沢だ。
えっち出来なくてむらむらしてる。
誰か俺のオケツを楽しんでくれ。
それと・・・おちんちんを・・・
優しく・・・して下さい・・・
ムッホー!
ローリングエルボーッ!
この手紙を受け取った奴、
今までに流した手紙の数x3回の腕立て伏せだ。
途中ちょっと休憩しても良いぞ。
ちょっとな、本当にちょっとだぞ。
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This Asian is crazy.
You must disappear because you are gloomy.
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doesn't matter anyway, the guy's probably been bundled off to a top secret government base for questioning about making conspiracy theories.
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wow, this is amazing...paranoia at its peak?