Vending machines are evil

[ziggystardust]

I really think they may be the devil. I'm swearing them off. I actually went to the gym today but that was all ruined by that thing. (that and my total lack of discipline when it comes to potato chips and snickers bars )


“I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that is achieves its maximum flavor potential.” Mitch Hedberg

 

[Cantw8]

The vending machine at work has been malfunctioning for over a month now. All you have to do is put in a nickel and you can get whatever you want If you try to put in the correct amount, it spits everything back out and it says there is over $200 in credit Don't you think the guy who fills it every week would have noticed his booty is rather light? ...

 

[davidjoshua00]

Oh, really vending machine are devil. Why can be a vending machine is a evil? Vending machine is alternative of an store.

 

[cepmom]

at my old office, I was at the vending machine every afternoon I had to stop carrying small bills and change with me so I'd stop getting things. Of course, once we discovered there was a mouse living in it nibbling away at the chips and trail mix, I didn't want to eat anything from it anymore

 

[Vixen]

The vending machine at work has been malfunctioning for over a month now. All you have to do is put in a nickel and you can get whatever you want If you try to put in the correct amount, it spits everything back out and it says there is over $200 in credit Don't you think the guy who fills it every week would have noticed his booty is rather light? ...

i wanna work at you office! lol