Vaccines - "too many too close together" is a MYTH

[PatsMom]

This is the funniest thing I've read in a few days.

Now I am off to see my local witch doctor because I have had a severe headache for a while now. Could be a brain tumor but if I went to a real doctor they would force surgery on me. I'm sure a ritual chicken sacrifice will do much better.

 

[ilovejack02]

This is the funniest thing I've read in a few days.

Now I am off to see my local witch doctor because I have had a severe headache for a while now. Could be a brain tumor but if I went to a real doctor they would force surgery on me. I'm sure a ritual chicken sacrifice will do much better.

Don't forget your benadryl

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

This is the funniest thing I've read in a few days.

Now I am off to see my local witch doctor because I have had a severe headache for a while now. Could be a brain tumor but if I went to a real doctor they would force surgery on me. I'm sure a ritual chicken sacrifice will do much better.

A chicken sacrifice always helps me, especially if its at KFC!!!

 

[kaytieeldr]

You're just picking on me because I admitted I am allergic to Benadryl!

Oh, no!! I'm NOT picking on you!!!! I'm sorry it sounded that way! You'll have to excuse me. I'm dying here. It must have been something I ate. Or took. Or got injected. Or the radio waves from my computer. No, my cellphone - I was on it for fourteen minutes yesterday.

Or maybe it's, um, the sun! That's it! I went out in the sun and got sun exposure! And I drank some milk yesterday... and it had coffee around it. LOTS of coffee. Oh, and until a few months ago, I was reusing water bottles, so I have BHA in me. And, um, what else? Oh! I dye my hair - with permanent color! And I live alone and hate to cook - and hate to do dishes even more, so I microwave frozen meals and eat them right from the container! That MUST be doing something bad to me!

And if none of that is killing me, well... I'm going to find a grill and cooks some HOT DOGS just the way I like them - BURNT! Nitrates, nitrites, and burned! The big three!

 

[JOCAmom]

This is the funniest thing I've read in a few days.

Now I am off to see my local witch doctor because I have had a severe headache for a while now. Could be a brain tumor but if I went to a real doctor they would force surgery on me. I'm sure a ritual chicken sacrifice will do much better.

Seriously, no type of doctor is needed. Just change your diet and you'll have a miraculous recovery all on your own.

 

[AshleyW]

Oh, no!! I'm NOT picking on you!!!! I'm sorry it sounded that way! You'll have to excuse me. I'm dying here. It must have been something I ate. Or took. Or got injected. Or the radio waves from my computer. No, my cellphone - I was on it for fourteen minutes yesterday.

Or maybe it's, um, the sun! That's it! I went out in the sun and got sun exposure! And I drank some milk yesterday... and it had coffee around it. LOTS of coffee. Oh, and until a few months ago, I was reusing water bottles, so I have BHA in me. And, um, what else? Oh! I dye my hair - with permanent color! And I live alone and hate to cook - and hate to do dishes even more, so I microwave frozen meals and eat them right from the container! That MUST be doing something bad to me!

And if none of that is killing me, well... I'm going to find a grill and cooks some HOT DOGS just the way I like them - BURNT! Nitrates, nitrites, and burned! The big three!

Oh, my. I don't think you can be helped. You poor dear, I absolutely cannot believe that you're not absolutely psychoticright now from all of that. You know, it's a long shot, but I think if you start eating completely organic and make a few trips to the chiropractor - there might be hope for you.

 

[sparklynails23]

FWIW, I think this thread has taken on a "mean girl" vibe and some of the posts appear to be directed to a particular poster with some very different opinions (many of which I don't agree with).

Exactly. Even if someone has very different opinions and ideas, she doesn't deserve this.

 

[minkydog]

Oh, please. Where is my aluminum foil hat?

 

[Lintasare]

Oh, please. Where is my aluminum foil hat?

Here ya go...

 

[disneyjunkie]

Exactly. Even if someone has very different opinions and ideas, she doesn't deserve this.

You're still reading this thread???

 

[dejr_8]

Is there cheese on that sandwich?

No but there is mustard.

 

[laughinplace199]

What if there's HFCS in the mustard?

 

[sunnyday123]

You're still reading this thread???

Which is even funnier!! And, I don't recall mentioning anyone specifically.

 

[sunnyday123]

What if there's HFCS in the mustard?

Doesn't matter, the food coloring in it will get ya first.

 

[kaytieeldr]

Exactly. Even if someone has very different opinions and ideas, she doesn't deserve this.

It's not a thread about any individual's opinions about vaccinations !!!!!!!

Somebody stop me, please. I almost made each word in the above statement its own sentence!

Um, do I need to point out to anyone that such opinions would have been formed in large part, if not entirely, based on these pseudo-scientific 'studies'?

 

[kaytieeldr]

Doesn't matter, the food coloring in it will get ya first.

Mustard is completely natural. It's made from mustard seed, vinegar, water, and spices. You only need to worry about the mustard seed farmers who alternate their crops - planting mustard one year, corn the next...

 

[sunnyday123]

Excuse me. This thread is to poke fun at pseudo-science. Please start a new thread to poke fun at grassy knolls and conspiracy theories.

End of PSA. You're welcome

Harmph!! I'm *leaving* to go nurse a baby. In public. Uncovered.

This is the funniest thing I've read in a few days.

Now I am off to see my local witch doctor because I have had a severe headache for a while now. Could be a brain tumor but if I went to a real doctor they would force surgery on me. I'm sure a ritual chicken sacrifice will do much better.

We'll get ya some attorneys who will fight the man for you!

Oh, no!! I'm NOT picking on you!!!! I'm sorry it sounded that way! You'll have to excuse me. I'm dying here. It must have been something I ate. Or took. Or got injected. Or the radio waves from my computer. No, my cellphone - I was on it for fourteen minutes yesterday.

Or maybe it's, um, the sun! That's it! I went out in the sun and got sun exposure! And I drank some milk yesterday... and it had coffee around it. LOTS of coffee. Oh, and until a few months ago, I was reusing water bottles, so I have BHA in me. And, um, what else? Oh! I dye my hair - with permanent color! And I live alone and hate to cook - and hate to do dishes even more, so I microwave frozen meals and eat them right from the container! That MUST be doing something bad to me!

And if none of that is killing me, well... I'm going to find a grill and cooks some HOT DOGS just the way I like them - BURNT! Nitrates, nitrites, and burned! The big three!

Just go vegetarian, HFCS free, vaccine free, un-school yourself, and get some chiropractic adjustments, and you'll be feeling as good as new!

And if you *must* eat that nitrate filled hot dog, please for the love of all that is holy don't use ketchup. It's the devils blood.

 

[laughinplace199]

Doesn't matter, the food coloring in it will get ya first.

Yikes - I've been letting my kids experiment with food coloring all week. They've had green milk, red mashed potatoes, blue mac & cheese. I'm the worst mother ever.

 

[december]

Yikes - I've been letting my kids experiment with food coloring all week. They've had green milk, red mashed potatoes, blue mac & cheese. I'm the worst mother ever.

Did you clean up the mess with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser........

 

[dejr_8]

Mustard is completely natural. It's made from mustard seed, vinegar, water, and spices. You only need to worry about the mustard seed farmers who alternate their crops - planting mustard one year, corn the next...

You do realize that vinegar is ACETIC ACID and water is a very powerful SOLVENT.